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Ladies and gentlemen, the most
exciting stage show you've ever seen!

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Appearing live! It's Doug E Fresh
and the Get Fresh Crew!

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<i>- ♪ Excuse me, huggy friend
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<i>♪ Have you ever seen a show
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- ♪ They never rhyme</i>

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<i>- ♪ Am I annoying you?
- ♪ No, you're quite right</i>

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<i>♪ Well, tonight on this very mic
you're about to hear</i>

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<i>♪ We swear the best song rappers on the
air so, hear 'em yell scream, grovel</i>

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<i>♪ Also hippity no
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<i>- ♪ Hey, yo, Doug put your valleys on
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<i>♪ Yo, Rick, I was about to
But I need a shoehorn</i>

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<i>- ♪ Why
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<i>♪ Six minutes, six minutes</i>

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<i>♪ Six minutes Doug E Fresh, you're on
Uh-uh on, uh-uh on</i>

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<i>♪ Uh-uh on uh-uh on</i>

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<i>- ♪ Here we go, come on
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<i>♪ Here we go, come on
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<i>♪ Here we go, did we miss the show?</i>

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<i>- ♪ No, we didn't
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<i>♪ 'Scuse me, Doug E
'Scuse me, Doug E</i>

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<i>♪ 'Scuse me Doug E Fresh,
you're on uh-uh on, on, on...</i>

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Now, fellas, this is kind of
the condensed rough cut, OK?

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It's very rough.

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I know you guys are pressed for time
with the big show, yippee, coming up.

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But what I need here is your input.

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Shut the fuck up and start this shit!
My woman's waitin' for me.

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- Yeah.
- OK, here we go. It's rough.

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Don't be touchin' me, man, OK?

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CB4! CB4!

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CB4! CB4! CB4!

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CB4! CB4! CB4!

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CB4! CB4! CB4!

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CB4! CB4! CB4!

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Motherfucker!

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CB4 in the motherfuckin' house. Yeah.

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<i>Yeah, Gusto's in the motherfuckin'house
with my man, Dead Mike.</i>

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<i>We breakin'motherfuckers off 24-7.</i>

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- Yo, Gusto.
- Check this shit out.

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<i>♪ Straight outta Locash
A crazy motherfucker named Gusto</i>

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<i>♪ I fuck your wife
'cause the bitch is a big ho</i>

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<i>♪ I fuck your sister, I fuck your cat</i>

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<i>♪ I would've fucked your mom
but the bitch is too fat...</i>

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<i>They were the biggest
rap group in the world.</i>

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<i>They sold more records than Elvis
Presley and Coretta Scott King combined.</i>

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<i>They'll forever be known as
the world's most dangerous band,</i>

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<i>Cell Block 4.</i>

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Yo, check this out. I'm hard-core.

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I had a lid on this game.
I had this sewed up, man.

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Then I heard these motherfuckers, CB4.

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These motherfuckers is real, G.
They show me their guns, G.

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What the fuck I'm supposed
to do now, man? Can't dance.

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Shit's fucked up.

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But I met 'em. Gusto stepped to me.
He said, "Yo, Ice. You down with CB4."

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I was blessed, man.

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If I had to choose one,
I'm Gusto all the way.

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It's those gold teeth that...
Something, I don' know.

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Gusto. Is that it?

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I saw Gusto one day.
We was at a park picnic.

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You know, he was with his family.

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I didn't wanna trip, you know, cos his
people was there. His pops was there.

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I didn't wanna trip. I just played
the background and kicked it.

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I'll catch him, you know,
at a swap meet or somethin'.

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Question, Flav.
How does CB4 fit into the world of rap?

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Let me tell you somethin'.
They don't fit, you know?

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They're kinda wack. Word up, G.

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Yo, man, they perpetrators, man. The
whole nine. They real fuckin' fake, kid.

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I think It's unfair that Cell Block 4
is being picked on...

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At other concerts where they have
rat heads, cat heads being bit off,

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spittin' in a cup and passing it around,
gettin' it back and drinkin' it...

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First of all, motherfucker need
to cut that long shit he got drippin'.

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All that shit, you know. Cut it down
my size or somethin', you know.

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<i>The first time I heard
Sweat Of My Balls,</i>

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I was naked with the first black woman
I've ever made love to.

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Ooh, kinky.

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How did that make you feel?

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There was actually sweat on my balls.

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<i>Not everyone had the insight
to understand CB4's greatness.</i>

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Cell Black 4? Excuse me, Cell Block 4

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has polluted the airwaves
of this nation for too long.

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Their record of incitement,
lewdness, poor grammar

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will see them jailed, banned
and with their feelings hurt.

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As you've probably gathered, this
is notjust a movie about rap music.

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It's about much more.

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It's about this great nation of ours,

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and how it gives everybody
a chance to make it.

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It's about three ghetto kids' rise from
the mean streets to the sales sheets.

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- Excuse me.
- From the world's most notorious...

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Fellas, what are you doing?

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That must hurt. Give that back!
That's mine! I'm shooting...

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Oh, jeez!

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Fellas, guys, I'm sorry.

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That dumbhead editor!
He cut in the wrong take.

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A thousand apologies. I am so sorry.

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Why did we hire this other man
instead of the brother man?

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Because the other man is much cheaper
than the brother man.

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Guys, what I need,
what my documentary is missing

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is really quite simple.

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I need to know
who Cell Block 4 really is.

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I want to know how you guys think,
what you feel.

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What do you guys eat? I don't know that.
Do you like sandwiches, fondue?

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- How do you guys sleep at night?
- I'm outta here. You clown.

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- This motherfucker's bullshit.
- What did I say?

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Yo, chill.

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I'm gonna let him hang out
with me today, all right?

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Thanks. You're not gonna be sorry.

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OK, sorry.
Come on, Herb, grab your stuff.

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Corny ass motherfucker.

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Again, MC, I wanna thank you
for letting me hang with you today.

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It's gonna be fun. Look at that Jeep!

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Cool! I drive something sorta like that.
It's a big ol' Country Squire.

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It was my dad's car. It's sorta like it.

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What MC Gusto just did
was rip up a state-issued ticket

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which he has no plans of paying,
a natural act of defiance by rappers.

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He's putting in a new jam
for us to listen to and...

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Yo, White!
Chill on the blow-by-blow, all right?

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I'm sorry.

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<i>♪ It feels like I'm living in a zoo...</i>

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I like this. Who is it?

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Gold, gold, gold.

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Another one goes gold.

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I got it.

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In Jones We Trust Productions.

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If you can't trust me,
you can't Trustus.

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<i>You can trust
you're gonna be dead soon.</i>

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And guess who's next? CB4.

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<i>They ghost.</i>

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That was great!

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Gusto, does the whole idea of CB4
getting together in just two days

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kind of fill you with high anxiety?

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Do you actually think a brother who
was rollin' and controllin' Cell Block 4

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is worried about rockin' the mic?

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Please!

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Must be one of my bitches. Hello.

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Hey, bitch, look in your
rear-view mirror, motherfucker.

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Shit!

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What's happening?

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- Want me to hold the wheel?
- Get close to the motherfucker.

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It's my first drive-by.

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We gotta go.

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Get up on 'em, man.

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- My fuckin' radio!
- Need some new jams, bitch!

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Ma! Ma!

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Cool turn!

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- Only a fool would follow me up here.
- Where are we going?

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Stop right here!

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- I'm crazy but I ain't no fool.
- I ain't no fool.

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Jeez, we got all shot up.

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There's only one word for
that kind of thing in my book. "Wild".

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You guys OK back there?

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MC, why were they shooting at us?

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Us? Us?

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They weren't shooting at us.
They were shootin' at me.

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I could've died today. It'd have gone
down as a simple-ass drive-by.

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- You know shit about Cell Block 4.
- No. That's not true.

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- I know you guys are...
- You got lots of tape?

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Good.

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Cos I'm gonna
let you in on something.

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OK, fine.
But keep it tight. I do the narrations.

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<i>All my life
I wanted to be a rapper.</i>

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<i>About four years ago...</i>

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<i>♪ Four or five niggaz in a mothership</i>

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<i>♪ Better known as a goose
And we all wanna smother shit</i>

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<i>♪ Bent, front and back glass got tint</i>

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<i>♪ Tryin' to get our hands
on some dollars and cents...</i>

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- Turn that music down!
- Come on, Pops.

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- I already got it on one.
- Put it on negative one.

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Make us both happy and turn it off.

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I like this music. I like what
it's about. I like the way it sounds.

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Albie, I don't understand
this gangster-rap attitude

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you're so fascinated with.

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Why don't we listen to Lenny Kravitz?

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It's just music. You act
as if I was plannin' a drive-by.

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I'm gonna drive by and whip your ass
if you don't turn that music down.

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Why ain't you in school?
How come you home?

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- It's Saturday, Pops.
- So, go look at a school.

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Don't waste electricity
on that rap mess.

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- But Pop!
- Don't "but" me.

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I'll beat your ass in front of
your woman. No rap in my house.

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In our day, they sang.
That rap ain't nothin' but talkin'.

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It won't never last!
Remember black-and-white TV? Gone!

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Remember eight-tracks? Gone!
Betamax? Gone.

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- Look, Wackee Dee and Sun Shine.
- Oh, no!

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Albertina, Alberta!
Come on in here now.

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- Look.
- Ooh, that boy sure can dance.

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<i>♪ 'Cause I'm the wackiest,
there's no question, I can dance</i>

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<i>♪ Dance in my pants and in your face</i>

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Come on, dance with me, baby.

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<i>♪ But I can dance
I got sun, I got shine</i>

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<i>♪ Move back hard core
'cause I'm goin'for mine</i>

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<i>♪ Did I mention before that I can dance</i>

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<i>- ♪ I'm Wackee Dee
- ♪ Wackee Dee's in the house</i>

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<i>- ♪ Wack-Wackee Dee
- ♪ Wackee Dee's in the house</i>

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<i>♪ Wackee Dee's in the house</i>

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<i>- ♪ Let's rock and roll
- ♪ Wackee Dee's in the house</i>

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<i>- ♪ I'm Wackee Dee
- ♪ Wackee Dee's in the house...</i>

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As you can see, my loved ones
really respected my musical taste.

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Was Stab Master Arson
also middle class?

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<i>Well, Otis came from
a different environment altogether.</i>

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Come on in, Albert.
We're just finishing dinner.

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I knew I should've came earlier.
How are you?

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- OK.
- Look, it's Albert! Hi, Albert!

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What's up, Tashana,

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Tawana, Tamika, Talona and Tee Tee?

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Hi, Albert.

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- What's up, O?
- What up, bro?

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- How long is Otis gonna be out?
- 'Bout 11.00.

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- He gotta help me with my homework.
- And relax my hair.

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- And play me in Nintendo.
- And sew me a new dress.

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- And program my computer.
- Check this out.

219
00:14:57,281 --> 00:14:59,322
Get outta here.
We got stuff to do.

220
00:15:02,621 --> 00:15:04,283
- Bye, Mom.
- Bye, Otis!

221
00:15:04,624 --> 00:15:06,663
Leave my sisters alone.

222
00:15:09,169 --> 00:15:11,495
Otis, you are the man of the house.

223
00:15:11,715 --> 00:15:13,753
I gotta be, with all those sisters.

224
00:15:13,966 --> 00:15:17,667
Don't worry. Tonight we're gonna have
crazy fun! Let's pick up Rip.

225
00:15:17,887 --> 00:15:19,048
Rip is sick.

226
00:15:19,263 --> 00:15:22,300
- You see the new En Vogue video?
- Cindy is fine!

227
00:15:22,516 --> 00:15:25,803
Cindy's fine but she's not the one.
Teri's the one.

228
00:15:26,939 --> 00:15:30,638
- Then Cindy's the other one, man.
- She got them eyes!

229
00:15:30,859 --> 00:15:33,528
I wanna suck her like a neck bone.

230
00:15:34,447 --> 00:15:36,486
I wanna suck this like a neck bone.

231
00:15:36,699 --> 00:15:39,698
Correction. I wanna suck her
like a smoked neck bone.

232
00:15:46,208 --> 00:15:49,125
Euripides Smalls
was Dead Mike's real name.

233
00:15:49,337 --> 00:15:53,381
Rip came from a broken home which meant
he hustled for every dollar he made.

234
00:15:53,591 --> 00:15:55,631
Ooh, a hustler.

235
00:16:14,571 --> 00:16:17,241
A job's a job, a cheque's a cheque.

236
00:16:18,993 --> 00:16:20,985
OK, call again. Thank you.

237
00:16:21,203 --> 00:16:23,825
Hello, 976-FART. You fart, we smell it.

238
00:16:26,000 --> 00:16:27,791
I feel so slippery.

239
00:16:28,002 --> 00:16:30,291
976-SEXY

240
00:16:30,505 --> 00:16:33,374
- Yo, I wanna...
- Man, let's get out of here.

241
00:16:33,589 --> 00:16:35,963
Here it comes.

242
00:16:36,427 --> 00:16:40,177
Ooh, yeah! Here it comes.

243
00:16:40,390 --> 00:16:44,338
<i>Yeah, give it to me,
baby. Come on, give it all to me, baby.</i>

244
00:16:44,561 --> 00:16:47,645
<i>- Yeah, babyl
- Yeah, baby. Here it comes.</i>

245
00:16:47,855 --> 00:16:51,356
Fuck you! Kiss my ass, motherfucker.
Kiss my fuckin' ass.

246
00:16:52,153 --> 00:16:54,060
Thank you. Call again.

247
00:16:54,279 --> 00:16:57,814
Excuse me. Could you tell me
where I might find Euripides Smalls?

248
00:16:58,034 --> 00:16:59,825
- Right down there.
- Thanks a lot.

249
00:17:00,035 --> 00:17:02,243
976-DISS.

250
00:17:02,496 --> 00:17:05,532
You're so soft and tender.
I love it when you call.

251
00:17:05,749 --> 00:17:08,537
It's lovely.
All right, till tomorrow.

252
00:17:08,752 --> 00:17:10,792
- What's up, kid?
- You almost ready?

253
00:17:11,005 --> 00:17:13,082
Yo, this job is nasty!

254
00:17:17,386 --> 00:17:19,344
Yeah, I'm lickin' your balls.

255
00:17:24,143 --> 00:17:27,726
Best balls I ever had.
You got King Kong balls.

256
00:17:30,192 --> 00:17:34,735
Your balls is so large...
Just big balls, I don't care.

257
00:17:38,284 --> 00:17:42,115
Peace! I hate this job.
This ain't no job for no black man!

258
00:17:42,329 --> 00:17:44,785
Yo, let's go down
to Gusto's, all right?

259
00:17:45,083 --> 00:17:47,121
We got some problems to lick.

260
00:17:48,711 --> 00:17:52,460
If you ask me,
George Jefferson was a sell-out.

261
00:17:52,673 --> 00:17:56,291
He thought success
was livin' in a white man's buildin'

262
00:17:56,509 --> 00:17:59,465
and disrespectin'
his African-American employees.

263
00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:03,631
No, you don't understand.
The cool thing about George Jefferson

264
00:18:03,852 --> 00:18:07,719
was he hated every white person he met,
unless they had a cheque for him.

265
00:18:07,939 --> 00:18:10,561
Tom Willis come over,
the door slammed in his face.

266
00:18:10,775 --> 00:18:14,857
But soon as somebody had a cheque for
him, "Hey, Weezie, fix him up a plate."

267
00:18:15,072 --> 00:18:17,776
- Ain't I right, Otis?
- Yeah, right and tight.

268
00:18:17,991 --> 00:18:20,068
That's a real role model to me.

269
00:18:20,285 --> 00:18:22,777
- Do you got the tape?
- Yeah, but I'm Run.

270
00:18:22,996 --> 00:18:25,240
- I'm DMC.
- Why can't I be DMC?

271
00:18:25,458 --> 00:18:28,707
- Cos you Jam Master Jay.
- I'm always Jam Master.

272
00:18:28,919 --> 00:18:32,040
Me and you will do DMC together,
is that all right with you?

273
00:18:32,257 --> 00:18:33,252
- All right.
- Cool.

274
00:18:41,849 --> 00:18:44,519
<i>♪ I'm the king of rock
There is none higher</i>

275
00:18:44,728 --> 00:18:46,804
<i>♪ Sucker MCs should call me sire</i>

276
00:18:47,022 --> 00:18:49,428
<i>♪ To float in my kingdom
you must use fire</i>

277
00:18:49,649 --> 00:18:51,558
<i>♪ I won't stop rockin' till I retire</i>

278
00:18:51,777 --> 00:18:54,065
<i>♪ Now we rocked all 20 and come correct</i>

279
00:18:54,279 --> 00:18:56,438
<i>♪ All cuts are on time
and rhymes connect</i>

280
00:18:56,657 --> 00:18:58,734
<i>♪ Got the right to vote and we'll elect</i>

281
00:18:58,951 --> 00:19:01,488
<i>♪ And other rappers can't stand us
but give us respect</i>

282
00:19:15,885 --> 00:19:17,344
<i>- ♪ They call us hip
- ♪ We're gettin' 'nilla</i>

283
00:19:17,554 --> 00:19:18,550
<i>- ♪ They don't
- ♪ Want chilla</i>

284
00:19:18,764 --> 00:19:21,134
<i>♪ It's not Michael Jackson
and this is not Thriller</i>

285
00:19:31,275 --> 00:19:32,983
<i>♪ You can't touch me
with a ten-foot pole</i>

286
00:19:33,193 --> 00:19:35,946
<i>♪ And I even make the devil
sell me his soul, soul, soul...</i>

287
00:19:36,156 --> 00:19:39,195
- Fix that tape, man!
- I'm sorry.

288
00:19:39,411 --> 00:19:41,568
We was jamming, man.

289
00:19:41,786 --> 00:19:44,324
- We was jamming!
- Damn!

290
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:49,869
Now, we were already a rap group,
but we had no direction.

291
00:19:50,088 --> 00:19:53,486
- Every week we'd go down to Gusto's...
- No. Excuse me.

292
00:19:53,508 --> 00:19:58,256
Now you've got me completely scrambled
up here. I thought you were Gusto.

293
00:19:58,471 --> 00:20:01,177
Chill. You'll understand
everything in a minute.

294
00:20:02,849 --> 00:20:06,053
<i>Every week we go to Gusto's
and check out open mic nights.</i>

295
00:20:06,271 --> 00:20:10,399
<i>It was all right.
First we were the Mad Bohemians.</i>

296
00:20:10,609 --> 00:20:12,567
<i>♪ We're The Bohemians
and you gotta put us on</i>

297
00:20:12,779 --> 00:20:14,188
<i>♪ We're The Bohemians...</i>

298
00:20:14,403 --> 00:20:17,026
<i>Then we did a thing
called The Bag Heads.</i>

299
00:20:17,240 --> 00:20:20,028
<i>♪ The Bag Head, The Bag Heads
The Bag Heads...</i>

300
00:20:20,243 --> 00:20:22,914
<i>Then we did a thing called
The Overweight Lovers.</i>

301
00:20:23,123 --> 00:20:25,493
<i>♪ We're fat, we're fat
We're fat, we're fat...</i>

302
00:20:27,126 --> 00:20:31,373
<i>You know, I look back
at that time as sort of paying dues.</i>

303
00:20:31,589 --> 00:20:35,253
<i>We met people at Gusto's
who would forever change our lives.</i>

304
00:20:36,676 --> 00:20:40,722
Brothers, my name is Baa Baa Ack.

305
00:20:40,932 --> 00:20:45,260
I carry the message to the black man
with me wherever I go.

306
00:20:45,477 --> 00:20:48,265
I got my message right here, black man.

307
00:20:48,482 --> 00:20:50,640
We don't need that back-to-Egypt shit.

308
00:20:50,859 --> 00:20:56,101
But between these pages lies the key
to the salvation of the race.

309
00:20:56,322 --> 00:21:01,400
Me myself, I am building a boat to carry
the sun people back to Africa.

310
00:21:02,246 --> 00:21:05,165
If you get with the programme,
you can get on the boat.

311
00:21:05,875 --> 00:21:09,041
You should stop by for additional
spiritual instruction.

312
00:21:10,212 --> 00:21:12,253
Thanks, brother. I'll do that, man.

313
00:21:12,465 --> 00:21:18,419
My proud black warrior,
the book costs $14.95 plus sales tax.

314
00:21:18,637 --> 00:21:22,470
Come on, brother! How come this
black power shit costs so much money?

315
00:21:23,143 --> 00:21:25,302
The revolution must be marketed.

316
00:21:27,272 --> 00:21:28,849
You're wastin' good money.

317
00:21:29,064 --> 00:21:32,232
I'm investing in my spirituality.
You need to do the same.

318
00:21:32,444 --> 00:21:35,113
The only thing I need
to invest in is getting paid.

319
00:21:40,410 --> 00:21:41,869
Shit!

320
00:21:42,079 --> 00:21:43,621
What's up, sweetness?

321
00:21:44,707 --> 00:21:48,041
Hi. I'm Sissy.

322
00:21:48,253 --> 00:21:49,579
S-S-S-S...

323
00:21:49,795 --> 00:21:50,909
The one and only.

324
00:21:51,130 --> 00:21:53,799
I done heard your name
on the lips of many rappers.

325
00:21:54,009 --> 00:21:56,417
That's how I like it.

326
00:21:56,637 --> 00:22:00,763
- Like what?
- Me on a lot of rappers' lips.

327
00:22:02,183 --> 00:22:04,555
I'm a businessman,
and this is a business.

328
00:22:04,769 --> 00:22:06,311
Hey, Trustus.

329
00:22:06,521 --> 00:22:10,934
Trustus! When you gonna let us book
Wackee Dee and Sun Shine in this joint?

330
00:22:11,150 --> 00:22:13,475
We got the hottest spot in all Locash.

331
00:22:13,696 --> 00:22:17,194
I have to admit
this is a wonderful place.

332
00:22:17,407 --> 00:22:22,199
But what you've got to remember
is Wackee Dee is more than a rapper.

333
00:22:22,412 --> 00:22:24,903
Wackee Dee is an entertainer.
Right, baby?

334
00:22:25,123 --> 00:22:29,538
Looky here, man. I plan on givin'
a big party in this place tomorrow.

335
00:22:29,796 --> 00:22:33,210
You understand?
And Wackee Dee is gonna be in the house.

336
00:22:33,424 --> 00:22:36,841
Give me a call tomorrow.
We can talk about it.

337
00:22:38,638 --> 00:22:42,137
Punk! All these record company punks
is a bunch of bitches.

338
00:22:42,349 --> 00:22:43,345
Bitches.

339
00:22:45,938 --> 00:22:47,681
Damn!

340
00:22:47,897 --> 00:22:52,725
I got my own personal photo gallery
of friends that I've met along the way.

341
00:22:52,943 --> 00:22:53,939
Oh, yeah?

342
00:22:54,152 --> 00:22:57,357
- Would you like to see?
- You know it.

343
00:23:01,914 --> 00:23:05,496
I like to photograph my friends
in a position to please.

344
00:23:05,708 --> 00:23:07,500
Vanilla Spice.

345
00:23:08,335 --> 00:23:10,375
If you know what I'm sayin'.

346
00:23:14,174 --> 00:23:20,214
Get large, and maybe I'll let you
take a picture with me too.

347
00:23:21,558 --> 00:23:23,301
Maybe.

348
00:23:25,352 --> 00:23:27,310
Goddamn!

349
00:23:27,521 --> 00:23:31,222
- What you lookin' at, punk?
- Nothin'. I'm sorry.

350
00:23:32,404 --> 00:23:37,230
- What's your name, bitch?
- Albert. Albert Brown.

351
00:23:38,492 --> 00:23:42,622
Gusto, I just wanna say thanks a lot
for letting us perform here.

352
00:23:42,831 --> 00:23:44,904
I really appreciate it.

353
00:23:46,082 --> 00:23:47,493
Yeah, baby.

354
00:23:47,710 --> 00:23:49,703
I gots to get up in that.

355
00:23:54,468 --> 00:23:59,709
Silly-ass bitch. She only go out with
rappers, entertainers, shit like that.

356
00:23:59,931 --> 00:24:02,422
She don't know
where to get the real big dick.

357
00:24:02,642 --> 00:24:03,806
Big dick.

358
00:24:04,019 --> 00:24:09,144
Excuse me, Gusto. If Wackee Dee plays
here, could we be the opening act?

359
00:24:10,442 --> 00:24:12,565
- You dismissed.
- Come on, man.

360
00:24:12,777 --> 00:24:16,028
- We're gettin' our shit together...
- When I say "go" you go.

361
00:24:16,240 --> 00:24:18,398
Yo, what's going on?
What's up, man?

362
00:24:19,325 --> 00:24:22,031
What, your posse
'spose to be deep now?

363
00:24:25,292 --> 00:24:27,198
Brother, you seem easily upset.

364
00:24:34,675 --> 00:24:35,672
Damn!

365
00:24:38,429 --> 00:24:41,347
- Shit.
- I should fuck you up!

366
00:24:41,557 --> 00:24:42,838
Damn.

367
00:24:46,397 --> 00:24:49,065
You better have some cash.

368
00:24:49,273 --> 00:24:51,184
Come on, look.

369
00:24:52,737 --> 00:24:56,069
Fellas, come here! Let me talk to you.

370
00:24:56,282 --> 00:25:00,741
Look, you guys can rap,
but you got nothin' I can sell.

371
00:25:00,952 --> 00:25:03,444
If you get it together, give me a call.

372
00:25:04,832 --> 00:25:07,585
- Where were we?
- What's up, baby?

373
00:25:07,794 --> 00:25:10,794
You know who that was?
That was Trustus Jones!

374
00:25:11,004 --> 00:25:13,578
Trustus Jones,
the motherfuckin' mogul of rap!

375
00:25:13,799 --> 00:25:17,002
That's fine. Maybe in the future,
we can tap that resource.

376
00:25:17,219 --> 00:25:19,462
Right now we got
a very serious problem.

377
00:25:19,681 --> 00:25:24,142
Gusto's is the only place in Locash that
showcases rap. We need to get back in.

378
00:25:24,352 --> 00:25:28,018
You gotta take your Slim-Fast ass
back in there and apologise.

379
00:25:28,232 --> 00:25:30,390
- I don't wanna go in there.
- C'mon, man.

380
00:25:30,607 --> 00:25:32,517
Now, man. C'mon.

381
00:25:36,865 --> 00:25:37,861
Bitch!

382
00:25:39,828 --> 00:25:43,241
Tomorrow. Tomorrow, all right?

383
00:25:44,915 --> 00:25:47,999
"Now, listen, motherfucker.
I'm runnin' shit."

384
00:25:48,210 --> 00:25:49,492
Nope. He'll kill me.

385
00:25:49,713 --> 00:25:52,997
"Gusto, you need us, baby."
Nope. He'll slap me.

386
00:25:53,215 --> 00:25:56,916
"Check this out. I'm here to kiss
your ass. Show me where to pucker up."

387
00:25:57,136 --> 00:25:58,168
He's gonna kill me.

388
00:25:58,388 --> 00:26:02,431
Hope this shit is better than last time.
My name's attached to this shit.

389
00:26:03,601 --> 00:26:05,262
- It's good.
- Yeah, it's good.

390
00:26:05,478 --> 00:26:09,178
40 Dog, get on the door.
Show him the cash.

391
00:26:12,611 --> 00:26:15,184
That's enough for five birds.
Let's see 'em.

392
00:26:21,454 --> 00:26:25,532
- Hey, you got the time?
- Sure, 3.00.

393
00:26:46,354 --> 00:26:48,347
- No!
- Who the fuck is that?

394
00:26:48,565 --> 00:26:51,850
- Don't worry. That kid, Albert.
- What the fuck does he want?

395
00:26:52,069 --> 00:26:54,524
Probably just wanna kiss your ass!

396
00:26:54,738 --> 00:26:57,572
He is an ass-kissin' motherfucker.
It's cool.

397
00:26:58,325 --> 00:26:59,867
Ass-kickin' motherfucker!

398
00:27:04,333 --> 00:27:06,904
Hi, Mr 40 Dog.

399
00:27:07,125 --> 00:27:09,830
I was just wonderin'
if Gusto were around.

400
00:27:10,046 --> 00:27:14,958
Remember where it comes from,
who gets that kind of cash in Locash.

401
00:27:15,177 --> 00:27:18,508
- Gusto, how's it go?
- Freeze! Get down now!

402
00:27:18,720 --> 00:27:21,509
Freeze! Get down! Freeze!

403
00:27:22,392 --> 00:27:24,184
You too!

404
00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:29,229
- Well, happy birthday, Gusto.
- My birthday was last week.

405
00:27:29,441 --> 00:27:31,849
I wanted you to have
something to celebrate.

406
00:27:32,069 --> 00:27:34,739
- Fake-ass Bruce Willis.
- You can let him go.

407
00:27:34,948 --> 00:27:37,816
- He's OK.
- You set me up?

408
00:27:38,449 --> 00:27:42,282
- You set me up?
- I saw him talking to the cops.

409
00:27:42,497 --> 00:27:45,533
You dead, bitch. Better buy
a black dress for your mama.

410
00:27:45,750 --> 00:27:49,165
- Cell Block 4 is waiting.
- Ain't nothin' but brick and steel.

411
00:27:49,502 --> 00:27:51,960
That can't hold Gusto.
That can't hold Gusto!

412
00:27:52,297 --> 00:27:54,789
Gusto! Gusto! Gusto!

413
00:27:58,637 --> 00:28:00,546
Stay back!

414
00:28:09,189 --> 00:28:11,396
Let's go. Bring him out here.

415
00:28:11,609 --> 00:28:14,101
Gusto! Gusto! Gusto!

416
00:28:23,038 --> 00:28:24,497
I'm gonna get you, punk.

417
00:28:24,707 --> 00:28:28,657
Think it's over?
You embarrassed me like this?

418
00:28:28,879 --> 00:28:31,084
Gusto! Gusto! Gusto!

419
00:28:31,296 --> 00:28:35,211
<i>Now, Gusto was no Nino Brown,
but he was large in Locash.</i>

420
00:28:35,427 --> 00:28:39,176
<i>When I heard them chant his name,
I figured he won't need it anytime soon.</i>

421
00:28:40,847 --> 00:28:43,933
- Brother, I don't know, man.
- Listen to me.

422
00:28:44,144 --> 00:28:48,722
We take Gusto's image,
make ourselves into hard-core rappers.

423
00:28:48,941 --> 00:28:51,348
Then we take stories from Gusto's life.

424
00:28:51,566 --> 00:28:54,522
- Get Trustus Jones to handle us.
- I ain't with it.

425
00:28:54,737 --> 00:28:58,190
- I'm the only one taking a real risk.
- How's that?

426
00:28:58,408 --> 00:29:01,824
Cos from now on
I'll be known as MC Gusto.

427
00:29:02,913 --> 00:29:06,247
We'll be Cell Block 4,
after the joint they threw Gusto in.

428
00:29:06,459 --> 00:29:09,911
You buggin'? You couldn't
pick a name besides that nigga Gusto?

429
00:29:10,173 --> 00:29:13,171
"Nigga"? You already
becomin' a gangster!

430
00:29:13,382 --> 00:29:16,669
No, cousin, I can't let you go
out like that. I'm not havin' it.

431
00:29:16,886 --> 00:29:20,719
- I say we vote on it, and I vote yes.
- I vote no three times.

432
00:29:20,933 --> 00:29:23,423
You only get one vote.
Otis, how you feel?

433
00:29:23,642 --> 00:29:26,478
Otis, you and I both
know it's suicide, man.

434
00:29:28,064 --> 00:29:31,600
Otis, what about Sissy?
Think about Sissy.

435
00:29:31,819 --> 00:29:35,482
I know you want to get in there. Sissy.

436
00:29:37,116 --> 00:29:40,282
That's it.
Assume the position, baby.

437
00:29:41,037 --> 00:29:42,317
I vote yes.

438
00:29:44,165 --> 00:29:47,201
- I wouldn't mind being large a minute.
- What you gonna do?

439
00:29:47,418 --> 00:29:50,419
It's crazy, crazy shit!

440
00:29:50,629 --> 00:29:55,337
Yo, listen. Excuse me, man.
Do you work in radio?

441
00:29:55,550 --> 00:29:59,632
- No, nigga.
- Wait a minute. An answering service?

442
00:29:59,847 --> 00:30:01,886
No, nigga.
Eat your big-ass biscuit.

443
00:30:02,100 --> 00:30:05,764
Hey, it don't have to be about all that.
It's your speaking voice.

444
00:30:05,978 --> 00:30:08,055
It's so... familiar.

445
00:30:10,651 --> 00:30:14,600
- Yeah.
- You brothers is all I got. I'm in!

446
00:30:14,822 --> 00:30:18,404
But I gotta tell you, if I get
something better to do, I'm steppin'.

447
00:30:18,617 --> 00:30:23,528
Nigga, please! We're gonna be so large,
make so much money, get so many girlies.

448
00:30:23,748 --> 00:30:26,535
By the time Gusto gets out ofjail,
we'll be so large,

449
00:30:26,749 --> 00:30:29,668
we'll write him a cheque
and tell him to chill.

450
00:30:29,878 --> 00:30:31,623
We can't be so exploitive, now.

451
00:30:31,839 --> 00:30:34,460
- No question!
- Cousin!

452
00:30:37,678 --> 00:30:39,717
<i>♪ What I look like
What I act like</i>

453
00:30:39,931 --> 00:30:41,970
<i>♪ What I look like
What I dress like</i>

454
00:30:42,183 --> 00:30:44,092
<i>♪ What I look like
What I act like</i>

455
00:30:44,311 --> 00:30:47,228
<i>- ♪ What I look like, what I dress like
- Look at that fake motherfucker.</i>

456
00:30:47,439 --> 00:30:48,718
<i>♪ Wanna, wanna be worse</i>

457
00:30:48,939 --> 00:30:51,148
<i>♪ Fucker bait king
Then they make us all birds</i>

458
00:30:51,360 --> 00:30:52,984
<i>♪ Pass act give half-lip back</i>

459
00:30:53,487 --> 00:30:54,981
<i>♪ Fool ain't never seen a Jack</i>

460
00:30:55,196 --> 00:30:57,403
<i>♪ Cos what I'm from
the real niggaz don't play</i>

461
00:30:57,616 --> 00:30:59,692
<i>♪ Ain't no way to become OG in a day</i>

462
00:30:59,909 --> 00:31:01,569
<i>♪ You gotta put in time
You gotta put in work</i>

463
00:31:01,788 --> 00:31:04,242
<i>♪ Can't be like that just
Just cos of khaki's and a T-shirt</i>

464
00:31:04,582 --> 00:31:06,622
<i>- ♪ What I look like, what I act like...
- Next!</i>

465
00:31:06,835 --> 00:31:08,245
<i>♪... what I dress like</i>

466
00:31:08,460 --> 00:31:10,203
<i>♪ What I look like
What I act like...</i>

467
00:31:10,420 --> 00:31:12,378
OK, guys, I love the image.

468
00:31:12,590 --> 00:31:14,832
But let me ask you one thing.

469
00:31:15,760 --> 00:31:19,922
Are you sure you wanna be Gusto? Why not
something like Ice Pick, Ice Coffee?

470
00:31:20,138 --> 00:31:22,465
- "Ice" is happening now.
- "Ice" my dick.

471
00:31:22,683 --> 00:31:24,427
We're Cell Block 4
and I'm Gusto.

472
00:31:24,644 --> 00:31:28,145
- Take it or leave it.
- All right, guys. Let's get started.

473
00:31:29,358 --> 00:31:33,735
So I want you to sign with us
and you want to sign with us.

474
00:31:34,738 --> 00:31:39,318
We want you to want to sign with us.
Let me ask you a couple of questions.

475
00:31:39,535 --> 00:31:42,203
- Do you cuss on your records?
- Yeah.

476
00:31:42,412 --> 00:31:45,829
- Do you defile women with your lyrics?
- Yeah.

477
00:31:46,668 --> 00:31:48,043
Do you...

478
00:31:50,046 --> 00:31:52,203
...fondle your genitalia on stage?

479
00:31:52,422 --> 00:31:54,215
- Yeah.
- Whenever possible.

480
00:31:56,552 --> 00:32:00,632
Do you glorify violence
or advocate the use of guns

481
00:32:00,849 --> 00:32:03,849
as a way of solving a civil dispute?
OK, final question.

482
00:32:04,059 --> 00:32:05,934
Do you respect anything at all?

483
00:32:06,145 --> 00:32:07,889
Not a goddamn thing.

484
00:32:08,983 --> 00:32:11,983
You've got a deal!
Welcome to the family.

485
00:32:12,194 --> 00:32:13,771
Trustus Productions!

486
00:32:14,362 --> 00:32:16,936
Trustus. You can't trust me,
you can't Trustus.

487
00:32:17,157 --> 00:32:19,862
I love, I love it!
Gold, gold, gold!

488
00:32:20,704 --> 00:32:23,572
<i>♪ Straight outta Locash
A crazy motherfucker named Gusto</i>

489
00:32:23,789 --> 00:32:25,865
<i>♪ I fucked your wife
Cos the bitch is a big ho</i>

490
00:32:26,083 --> 00:32:28,160
<i>♪ I fucked your sister,
I fucked your cat</i>

491
00:32:28,377 --> 00:32:30,335
<i>♪ I would've fucked your mom
but the bitch is too fat</i>

492
00:32:30,547 --> 00:32:32,503
<i>♪ When I'm in your neighbourhood
you better dig a moat</i>

493
00:32:32,716 --> 00:32:34,921
<i>♪ Cos I'm coming to slit
your motherfuckin' throat</i>

494
00:32:35,133 --> 00:32:37,375
<i>♪ Blood is drippin'
I'm not slippin'</i>

495
00:32:37,596 --> 00:32:39,635
<i>♪ Bitches'panties is what I'm rippin'</i>

496
00:32:39,848 --> 00:32:42,055
<i>♪ Rollin'faster than
a motherfuckin'dirt bike</i>

497
00:32:42,267 --> 00:32:44,424
<i>♪ Never met a piece of pussy
that I didn't like</i>

498
00:32:44,643 --> 00:32:47,396
<i>♪ Like to eat it, like to suck it
Take a shit in a bucket</i>

499
00:32:48,648 --> 00:32:51,270
<i>♪ Straight outta Locash
Uh, crazy motherfuckers</i>

500
00:32:55,279 --> 00:32:56,608
<i>♪ Yeah</i>

501
00:32:56,823 --> 00:32:57,819
<i>♪ Where you from, nigga?</i>

502
00:32:58,034 --> 00:33:01,118
<i>♪ Straight outta Locash
A crazy motherfucker named Dead Mike</i>

503
00:33:01,329 --> 00:33:03,156
<i>♪ Get ready cos you goin'
for a long hike</i>

504
00:33:03,372 --> 00:33:05,697
<i>♪ Off a cliff
I'm drivin'you over</i>

505
00:33:05,915 --> 00:33:08,039
<i>♪ Now you're there
wit'your four-leaf clover</i>

506
00:33:08,253 --> 00:33:10,411
<i>♪ Float like a cannonball
Sting like a shark</i>

507
00:33:10,630 --> 00:33:12,422
<i>♪ I'm the nigga waitin'for you
in the dark</i>

508
00:33:12,632 --> 00:33:14,589
<i>♪ Waitin' to rob you
Waitin' to beat you</i>

509
00:33:14,801 --> 00:33:16,958
<i>♪ A bullet in the head
is how I'll reach you</i>

510
00:33:17,178 --> 00:33:19,337
<i>♪ You're dealin' with the hat
and it's like that</i>

511
00:33:19,555 --> 00:33:21,631
<i>♪ I tied your mother
to a motherfuckin' train track...</i>

512
00:33:21,851 --> 00:33:25,468
Cut! OK. Great.
Let's set up the next scene.

513
00:33:25,687 --> 00:33:27,644
Everybody can take a break.

514
00:33:30,733 --> 00:33:32,311
All right, dude!

515
00:33:33,653 --> 00:33:37,602
God, I just love that "I don't give
a damn" hip-hop attitude. It's so real.

516
00:33:43,122 --> 00:33:46,954
- Hey, excuse me.
- What's up, baby? How can I help you?

517
00:33:47,168 --> 00:33:51,462
I know you were hooked into the prison
seeing that you're from Cell Block 4.

518
00:33:51,672 --> 00:33:53,830
Yeah, I was runnin' shit up at CB4.

519
00:33:54,050 --> 00:33:58,462
I had a brother up at Folsom. He was
smoked by The Black Guerrilla Family.

520
00:33:58,679 --> 00:34:01,598
I'm sorry to hear that.

521
00:34:01,808 --> 00:34:05,093
You gotta help me get revenge.
They killed him on the toilet.

522
00:34:05,312 --> 00:34:09,011
They could've wiped his ass.
They didn't have to leave him like that!

523
00:34:09,231 --> 00:34:13,182
That's cold-blooded. They gots to pay.
They got to pay!

524
00:34:13,403 --> 00:34:15,645
They gots to pay.

525
00:34:20,993 --> 00:34:23,070
I read that part of it.

526
00:34:24,499 --> 00:34:26,989
Man, what's he doin' here?

527
00:34:27,210 --> 00:34:30,993
I would appreciate you givin' brother
Baa Baa Ack the respect due him.

528
00:34:31,213 --> 00:34:35,709
- He is givin' me spiritual instruction.
- You mean tax deduction.

529
00:34:35,927 --> 00:34:39,177
- Listen here, Albert!
- Don't call me Albert!

530
00:34:39,389 --> 00:34:42,306
- It's Gusto, got it?
- That's exactly my point.

531
00:34:42,516 --> 00:34:47,061
None of this is real, so we got
to stay grounded in reality.

532
00:34:47,313 --> 00:34:51,774
Nigga, please! Baa Baa Black Sheep is
about as fake as a bitch's hair weave.

533
00:34:51,984 --> 00:34:55,568
There they are. Dead Mike, MC Gusto!

534
00:34:56,699 --> 00:34:58,858
<i>This is Eve Edwards of Source Magazine.</i>

535
00:34:59,077 --> 00:35:03,155
- She's here to do a piece on the group.
- You're here to give the group a piece?

536
00:35:03,371 --> 00:35:06,871
- I gots to go first.
- Why you disrespect this sister?

537
00:35:07,085 --> 00:35:08,627
She just a groupie with a pen.

538
00:35:08,836 --> 00:35:11,375
A pen is all you have in
your pants, it's out of ink.

539
00:35:11,589 --> 00:35:13,380
- Watch it, ho!
- Ho?

540
00:35:13,590 --> 00:35:17,340
This is not Christmas,
you slender slice of sexist slime,

541
00:35:17,553 --> 00:35:21,551
and I am not a girlie, a videho,
a skeezer, a prop, a hoochie or a stunt.

542
00:35:21,766 --> 00:35:24,885
And most certainly not a ho. Comprende?

543
00:35:25,478 --> 00:35:27,435
Princess is no joke!

544
00:35:27,648 --> 00:35:31,266
- Thank you, Euripides.
- It's my pleasure, sister Edwards.

545
00:35:31,485 --> 00:35:34,236
No, please, call me Eve.

546
00:35:34,445 --> 00:35:37,151
- You know...
- I am not a groupie.

547
00:35:37,366 --> 00:35:40,735
I am a journalist.
I take no shorts and I do my research.

548
00:35:40,954 --> 00:35:44,950
I can do a nice puffy feature
that reports exactly what you tell me,

549
00:35:45,165 --> 00:35:49,828
or I can delve so deeply
into your background

550
00:35:50,046 --> 00:35:52,667
with an eye for every inconsistency,

551
00:35:52,882 --> 00:35:56,547
your mother would disavow
any knowledge of your birth.

552
00:35:56,761 --> 00:36:02,266
Now, which would you prefer, Albert?

553
00:36:06,687 --> 00:36:09,357
I love you.

554
00:36:09,566 --> 00:36:12,816
<i>My ass was behind MC Hammer's head
in U Can't Touch This.</i>

555
00:36:13,029 --> 00:36:15,898
<i>- You can't touch this
- Who'd want to touch that?</i>

556
00:36:16,114 --> 00:36:20,907
My left breast was prominently
featured in Eric B's last video.

557
00:36:21,120 --> 00:36:23,326
This video exposure is too come-and-go.

558
00:36:23,540 --> 00:36:26,704
What you need to do
is get yourself a Polaroid Instamatic.

559
00:36:27,333 --> 00:36:29,790
You see this watch?

560
00:36:30,004 --> 00:36:32,674
This is what the right picture
of the right man

561
00:36:32,882 --> 00:36:35,089
doin' the wrong thing can get you.

562
00:36:35,302 --> 00:36:38,255
And on that note,
we gotta go, gotta go.

563
00:36:38,470 --> 00:36:40,678
Yeah, we work for a livin'.

564
00:36:40,890 --> 00:36:43,464
You gonna keep workin',
the rate you goin'.

565
00:36:43,684 --> 00:36:48,679
It's fine and dandy to go out with these
guys and to drive around in their car,

566
00:36:48,898 --> 00:36:51,603
and have them take you
to an expensive restaurant.

567
00:36:51,818 --> 00:36:55,982
But if all you get out of it
is a fuck, then you's a ho.

568
00:36:57,948 --> 00:37:01,864
But you get yourself
a fabulous motor vehicle,

569
00:37:02,079 --> 00:37:06,493
a fine house and can afford
to pay for your own meals,

570
00:37:06,709 --> 00:37:09,330
then you are a businesswoman.

571
00:37:10,545 --> 00:37:14,378
Run your black ass back to the
projects and get your government cheque.

572
00:37:14,758 --> 00:37:20,179
Take that monkey-ass, Shaka Zulu-lookin'
bitch with you, you hip-hop hos.

573
00:37:26,188 --> 00:37:29,686
- You look a little lost, darlin'.
- I guess I am lost.

574
00:37:29,899 --> 00:37:32,391
I'm looking for Albert, Albert Brown.

575
00:37:32,611 --> 00:37:35,185
- Who?
- I mean MC Gusto.

576
00:37:35,405 --> 00:37:37,233
Oh, you're here for him?

577
00:37:39,034 --> 00:37:40,409
Yeah, he's kinda cute.

578
00:37:41,786 --> 00:37:44,409
Not enough man meat on him for me.

579
00:37:44,624 --> 00:37:49,001
I hurt small guys like that.
Small men drown in my shit.

580
00:37:50,254 --> 00:37:52,745
Look, honey, I hope you get your man.

581
00:37:52,964 --> 00:37:57,129
Or get you some sense and
leave them small men alone.

582
00:38:00,389 --> 00:38:02,132
What's happenin'?

583
00:38:07,022 --> 00:38:08,730
Comin' through.

584
00:38:10,693 --> 00:38:13,526
<i>Straight Outta Locash
made us large</i>

585
00:38:13,736 --> 00:38:16,691
<i>and I knew what we were
doin' wasn't totally right,</i>

586
00:38:16,907 --> 00:38:19,149
<i>but it was definitely time to get paid.</i>

587
00:38:30,088 --> 00:38:31,463
<i>♪ Yo, Rakim, what's up?</i>

588
00:38:31,673 --> 00:38:34,293
<i>♪ Yo, I'm doin' the knowledge, E
Tryin' to get paid in full</i>

589
00:38:34,508 --> 00:38:37,545
<i>♪ Check this out, since Nobry Walters
is our agency, right?</i>

590
00:38:37,762 --> 00:38:40,050
<i>- ♪ And Kara Lewis is our agent
- ♪ Word up</i>

591
00:38:40,265 --> 00:38:42,554
<i>♪ Zakia/4th and Broadway
is our record company</i>

592
00:38:42,768 --> 00:38:44,973
<i>- ♪ Indeed
- ♪ So who we rollin' with then?</i>

593
00:38:45,185 --> 00:38:47,725
<i>- ♪ We rollin' with Rush
- ♪ Of Rushtown Management</i>

594
00:38:47,939 --> 00:38:51,439
<i>♪ Check this out, since we talkin'over
this def beat I put together</i>

595
00:38:51,651 --> 00:38:54,106
<i>♪ I wanna hear some of those def rhymes,
you hear what I'm sayin'?</i>

596
00:38:54,319 --> 00:38:56,729
<i>♪ And together
we can get paid in full...</i>

597
00:38:56,949 --> 00:39:01,279
Hey. Welcome to
Weird Warren's V-V-V... Video Countdown.

598
00:39:01,496 --> 00:39:04,069
Homeboys, homegirls,
ain't no need to be lax

599
00:39:04,290 --> 00:39:06,412
cos you got
Weird Warren workin' wax.

600
00:39:06,625 --> 00:39:09,960
Of course, CD stacks and video tracks.

601
00:39:10,171 --> 00:39:14,501
CB4 is one of the hottest hip-hop groups
to hit the scene in a long time.

602
00:39:14,718 --> 00:39:18,086
They come not out of Compton,
not out of Oaktown,

603
00:39:18,305 --> 00:39:21,009
but out of a small town called Locash.

604
00:39:21,224 --> 00:39:24,973
If you're in Sacramento,
they roll into your town next week.

605
00:39:25,187 --> 00:39:28,472
<i>Now, let's bust
Straight Outta Locash with CB4</i>

606
00:39:28,689 --> 00:39:32,190
on Weird Warren's V-V-V-V...
Video Countdown.

607
00:39:32,569 --> 00:39:34,693
<i>♪ Check this shit outl</i>

608
00:39:34,905 --> 00:39:36,364
<i>- ♪ Yo, Gusto.
- ♪ What's up?</i>

609
00:39:36,572 --> 00:39:37,603
<i>♪ Kick that shit.</i>

610
00:39:37,824 --> 00:39:40,660
<i>♪ Straight outta Locash
A crazy motherfucker named Gusto</i>

611
00:39:40,870 --> 00:39:42,862
<i>♪ I'll fuck your wife
Cos the bitch is a big ho</i>

612
00:39:43,080 --> 00:39:44,824
<i>♪ I'll fuck your sister
I'll fuck your cat</i>

613
00:39:45,040 --> 00:39:47,496
<i>♪ I woulda fucked your mom
but the bitch is too fat</i>

614
00:39:47,709 --> 00:39:49,869
<i>♪ When I'm in your neighbourhood
You better dig a moat</i>

615
00:39:50,088 --> 00:39:52,081
<i>♪ Cos I'm comin' to slit
your motherfuckin' throat</i>

616
00:39:52,298 --> 00:39:54,090
<i>♪ Blood is dripping...</i>

617
00:39:54,300 --> 00:39:55,331
Hey, Dad, CB4!

618
00:39:56,636 --> 00:39:59,209
Billings, I've got
all this paper in front of me.

619
00:39:59,430 --> 00:40:01,720
Charts, graphs, the works.

620
00:40:01,933 --> 00:40:05,136
What's the bottom line?
Am I gonna win?

621
00:40:05,353 --> 00:40:07,429
<i>Of course you're gonna winl</i>

622
00:40:07,648 --> 00:40:10,683
<i>But your only hope is to
create some kind of media event.</i>

623
00:40:10,901 --> 00:40:13,606
- Daddy!
- A media event? What do you mean?

624
00:40:16,156 --> 00:40:19,359
Dad! Daddy! Hello! This is CB4.

625
00:40:19,576 --> 00:40:22,447
Ben! It's just my kid.
Go ahead.

626
00:40:26,000 --> 00:40:27,743
Stop playin' me like a sucker.

627
00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:30,746
I want my CB4, you hear me?

628
00:40:30,963 --> 00:40:32,505
<i>♪ Cos you're goin'on a long hike</i>

629
00:40:32,715 --> 00:40:34,589
<i>♪ Off a cliff, I'm drivin'you over</i>

630
00:40:34,801 --> 00:40:36,875
<i>♪ Now you're there
wit'your four-leaf clover</i>

631
00:40:37,094 --> 00:40:39,218
<i>♪ Float like a cannonball
Sting like a shark</i>

632
00:40:39,430 --> 00:40:41,552
<i>♪ I'm the nigga waitin'for you
in the dark</i>

633
00:40:41,765 --> 00:40:43,925
<i>♪ Waitin' to rob you
Waitin' to beat you</i>

634
00:40:44,143 --> 00:40:45,935
<i>♪ A bullet in the head
is how I'll greet you</i>

635
00:40:46,146 --> 00:40:48,269
<i>♪ Flat on her back
I gave her some crack</i>

636
00:40:48,481 --> 00:40:50,105
<i>♪ It's ten o'clock
Do you know where your momma's at?</i>

637
00:40:50,318 --> 00:40:52,474
I might have something.

638
00:40:54,863 --> 00:40:56,607
<i>♪ Straight outta Locash</i>

639
00:41:00,577 --> 00:41:02,486
<i>Yo, this is MC Gusto of Cell Block 4.</i>

640
00:41:02,703 --> 00:41:05,659
<i>Tonight we're performing
at the Jackson Theatre.</i>

641
00:41:05,916 --> 00:41:07,115
Those motherfuckers!

642
00:41:12,465 --> 00:41:16,332
Look at this punk! He's walkin'
like me. He's tryin' to be me!

643
00:41:16,552 --> 00:41:20,716
I didn't know you do rap records, Gusto!
That's bad, man.

644
00:41:20,932 --> 00:41:24,465
That ain't him.
Stop bein' ignorant.

645
00:41:25,270 --> 00:41:29,647
Bust a little rhyme for me, man.
Come on! Go, go!

646
00:41:29,858 --> 00:41:34,104
Look, man, there's only one Gusto
and he ain't no rapper!

647
00:41:44,164 --> 00:41:46,999
That was a brand-new single
from Cell Block 4,

648
00:41:47,209 --> 00:41:50,660
<i>CB4 for those who know,
from their album Straight Outta Locash.</i>

649
00:41:50,879 --> 00:41:56,218
Why don't you holler at my
WWWW listeners? Give 'em a holler.

650
00:41:56,426 --> 00:41:58,799
Yo, what's up to the hard core?

651
00:41:59,723 --> 00:42:03,969
Peace to all the Nubians filled
with the new black consciousness.

652
00:42:04,186 --> 00:42:07,970
Yeah, the darker the berry,
the sweeter the juice.

653
00:42:08,190 --> 00:42:10,977
I'm lovin' this.
Why don't we go to the phone lines,

654
00:42:11,193 --> 00:42:15,106
talk to some brothers, let them
get to know you straight up in person?

655
00:42:15,322 --> 00:42:17,278
We got Susan from Gardena.

656
00:42:17,491 --> 00:42:19,531
Why don't you holler at CB4?

657
00:42:19,743 --> 00:42:22,200
<i>This question's for Dead Mike.</i>

658
00:42:22,412 --> 00:42:25,283
<i>I was reading Right On.
Your birthday's comin' up.</i>

659
00:42:25,499 --> 00:42:28,168
<i>I was wondering,
what's your favourite dessert?</i>

660
00:42:30,004 --> 00:42:31,914
Sister, my sister.

661
00:42:32,131 --> 00:42:36,211
It is uplifting to know
that a sister such as yourself

662
00:42:36,427 --> 00:42:38,883
still takes pride in her race.

663
00:42:39,097 --> 00:42:43,142
It's ice cream. Did you know
a black man invented ice cream?

664
00:42:43,351 --> 00:42:49,020
No, no! How the hell a black man gonna
invent ice cream in hot-ass Africa?

665
00:42:49,231 --> 00:42:51,724
- Tell me that.
- Ice cream, Africa.

666
00:42:51,944 --> 00:42:55,064
That's a great concept, guys.
I'm liking that. Next call.

667
00:42:55,280 --> 00:42:58,067
<i>OK, I got a question
for this so-called Gusto.</i>

668
00:42:58,282 --> 00:43:01,368
<i>If you set someone up
for the police then stole his name,</i>

669
00:43:01,579 --> 00:43:03,156
<i>didn't even say "excuse me",</i>

670
00:43:03,373 --> 00:43:07,240
<i>wouldn't you expect the injured party
to bust out of jail, hunt you down</i>

671
00:43:07,460 --> 00:43:10,330
<i>- and beat you like the dog you are?
- Nah!</i>

672
00:43:11,006 --> 00:43:14,125
The chickens have come home to roost.

673
00:43:16,636 --> 00:43:18,344
Open C block, comin' up.

674
00:43:19,972 --> 00:43:23,259
- Hey, baby.
- Single file, girls.

675
00:43:26,187 --> 00:43:27,599
Walk.

676
00:43:27,815 --> 00:43:29,640
Girls.

677
00:43:31,693 --> 00:43:33,436
What are you doin'?

678
00:43:33,654 --> 00:43:35,730
I'm gettin' us outta here. Be quiet!

679
00:43:47,626 --> 00:43:49,785
- I'm in this one.
- You gonna have to go!

680
00:43:51,088 --> 00:43:52,796
Get in there.

681
00:44:05,437 --> 00:44:08,009
Man, you crazy with that
"I don't eat pork" shit.

682
00:44:08,230 --> 00:44:11,350
Personally, I'll eat a pig's ass
if they cook it right.

683
00:44:11,568 --> 00:44:14,653
Beloved, it's against
everything I now believe.

684
00:44:14,864 --> 00:44:18,232
You see, pork is the white man,

685
00:44:18,450 --> 00:44:21,072
and the white man is pork.

686
00:44:21,286 --> 00:44:25,201
If you spell "white man" backwards
what does it spell? Pork!

687
00:44:26,208 --> 00:44:29,827
If you can't see that,
they've got you brainwashed, brother.

688
00:44:30,046 --> 00:44:33,461
I must be brainwashed then.
You mean to tell me

689
00:44:33,673 --> 00:44:37,968
if you was thrown outta your apartment
and a pig offered to pay your rent,

690
00:44:38,180 --> 00:44:40,171
- you wouldn't take the money?
- No.

691
00:44:40,390 --> 00:44:43,805
Shit. I'd be
a-money takin' from a pig.

692
00:44:44,017 --> 00:44:46,510
That's the difference
between you and me.

693
00:44:46,730 --> 00:44:48,888
I got a place
and you live with your mother.

694
00:44:56,990 --> 00:45:00,026
Would you stop it? Albert!

695
00:45:00,245 --> 00:45:03,115
- Just a sip.
- I'm gonna smack you.

696
00:45:04,040 --> 00:45:06,280
Shit. More for me then.

697
00:45:07,169 --> 00:45:10,288
Albert, I don't like this scene.

698
00:45:10,505 --> 00:45:13,174
I definitely don't like
what's happening to you.

699
00:45:13,382 --> 00:45:18,259
Just because I got a little bit of cash,
why does everybody gotta start buggin'?

700
00:45:18,471 --> 00:45:21,140
No, no. We are not bugging.

701
00:45:21,349 --> 00:45:25,264
It's you who better take a look
in the mirror, Mr MC Gusto.

702
00:45:26,895 --> 00:45:30,100
You are not the sensitive man
you used to be.

703
00:45:30,317 --> 00:45:33,186
<i>♪ I'm in love...</i>

704
00:45:34,822 --> 00:45:36,943
Daliha!

705
00:45:45,249 --> 00:45:47,953
Give it to me! Albert!

706
00:45:48,793 --> 00:45:51,001
That girl is too wholesome.

707
00:45:51,214 --> 00:45:53,253
She's messin' with our program.

708
00:45:53,465 --> 00:45:58,174
Sissy, I want you to get in as many
pictures as possible with MC Gusto,

709
00:45:58,387 --> 00:46:00,630
kissin' him, huggin' him, whatever.

710
00:46:00,848 --> 00:46:03,967
- I planned on doin' that anyway.
- No, no, baby,

711
00:46:04,185 --> 00:46:06,641
I mean, with a
professional photographer.

712
00:46:06,856 --> 00:46:11,102
You should be what
Cell Block 4's all about.

713
00:46:12,068 --> 00:46:14,773
If I could just add
a personal note at this point.

714
00:46:14,988 --> 00:46:18,156
This was the year
when I first discovered CB4.

715
00:46:18,366 --> 00:46:22,910
Well, you three have been
inside my head ever since.

716
00:46:23,122 --> 00:46:26,408
- That's my personal thank you.
- You're very welcome.

717
00:46:26,626 --> 00:46:28,950
<i>I only wish everyone
felt that way.</i>

718
00:46:30,921 --> 00:46:36,211
The home is the most important
institution in American life.

719
00:46:36,427 --> 00:46:40,376
It's our castle in a world
of demons and dragons.

720
00:46:40,598 --> 00:46:45,060
Since the mysterious
death of my wife,

721
00:46:45,270 --> 00:46:48,639
my son Ben and I had
bonded together in our home.

722
00:46:48,857 --> 00:46:52,189
I say "had"
because through rap music,

723
00:46:52,402 --> 00:46:55,854
evil influences invaded our castle,

724
00:46:56,073 --> 00:47:01,411
representatives of a demon culture
that must be stopped at all costs!

725
00:47:02,871 --> 00:47:06,656
Any person who'd
defile America's pastime

726
00:47:06,876 --> 00:47:10,079
by wearing a baseball cap backwards,

727
00:47:10,297 --> 00:47:12,917
well, that's an evil
that speaks for itself.

728
00:47:23,309 --> 00:47:28,221
See! See how those demons
have poisoned my seed!

729
00:47:28,439 --> 00:47:30,516
Ben! Ben!

730
00:47:34,028 --> 00:47:35,309
Ben!

731
00:47:35,531 --> 00:47:37,987
Ben! Come here, son!

732
00:47:40,243 --> 00:47:43,446
To some people, these fools
out here could be a problem.

733
00:47:43,664 --> 00:47:45,621
Bad for the image,
bad for sales.

734
00:47:45,834 --> 00:47:51,076
But you, brothers,
have created something so nasty,

735
00:47:51,297 --> 00:47:54,298
so vile, that the iller you get,
the better off we are.

736
00:47:54,591 --> 00:47:58,424
- Now go out there and have a good time.
- No problem.

737
00:47:58,639 --> 00:48:01,093
By the way,
I almost forgot to tell you.

738
00:48:01,308 --> 00:48:02,932
Gusto escaped from prison.

739
00:48:03,143 --> 00:48:06,143
He has vowed to dismember
everybody in the group.

740
00:48:06,354 --> 00:48:07,351
Knock 'em dead.

741
00:48:09,440 --> 00:48:11,932
Get back! Get back!

742
00:48:13,279 --> 00:48:15,104
Trustus? Trustus, hi.

743
00:48:15,322 --> 00:48:18,691
- Hi, Eve. I love the piece you did.
- You should thank Dead Mike.

744
00:48:18,909 --> 00:48:21,945
You aware they might be
arrested for indecency tonight?

745
00:48:22,163 --> 00:48:25,495
Cell Block 4 is not afraid to go
to jail. Cell Block 4 is from jail!

746
00:48:25,707 --> 00:48:29,078
It would be like sendin' 'em home!
Sissy? Baby, where are ya?

747
00:48:29,295 --> 00:48:31,204
There you are.

748
00:48:31,672 --> 00:48:34,756
Can I have your autograph?
Yeah, yeah, little kiddie.

749
00:48:34,968 --> 00:48:38,003
Stab Master, CB4.

750
00:48:38,220 --> 00:48:40,628
- Keep it as a souvenir.
- Thanks.

751
00:48:40,849 --> 00:48:43,766
- Let's go, baby.
- Come on, Dad. It's only an...

752
00:48:45,979 --> 00:48:48,814
Hey, hey, wait. Who is this?

753
00:48:49,024 --> 00:48:52,476
- She looks too cute to be your woman.
- Remember what time it is!

754
00:48:52,693 --> 00:48:56,147
- She's my cousin, my cousin.
- What?

755
00:48:57,281 --> 00:48:59,191
Are you OK?

756
00:49:03,705 --> 00:49:05,498
Man, look at this funky asshole.

757
00:49:05,708 --> 00:49:10,120
That bitch wouldn't give me the time
of day because I wasn't an entertainer,

758
00:49:10,338 --> 00:49:12,212
because I wasn't a star.

759
00:49:12,424 --> 00:49:15,544
Don't the bitch know that
we're the motherfuckin' stars?

760
00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:17,753
That's all right.

761
00:49:17,970 --> 00:49:21,091
Because now I'm gonna get
paid off from them. You know how?

762
00:49:21,307 --> 00:49:23,514
Pimp 'em like
the bitches that they are.

763
00:49:23,727 --> 00:49:25,386
Pimp them motherfuckin' hos.

764
00:49:27,063 --> 00:49:29,139
<i>With Daliha out of the picture,</i>

765
00:49:29,357 --> 00:49:31,434
<i>I decided to see what Sissy
was all about.</i>

766
00:49:31,651 --> 00:49:35,019
<i>The only problem was, so did Dead Mike.</i>

767
00:51:00,159 --> 00:51:02,533
Come to big daddy.

768
00:51:29,774 --> 00:51:31,731
I ain't goin' down there.

769
00:52:09,983 --> 00:52:10,979
Shit.

770
00:52:22,580 --> 00:52:24,868
CB4, where you at?

771
00:52:25,081 --> 00:52:26,078
CB4, where you at?

772
00:52:33,967 --> 00:52:36,005
Yo, we livin' crazy large.

773
00:52:36,219 --> 00:52:39,136
We got the girls,
we got the money, we got the gold.

774
00:52:39,346 --> 00:52:42,680
And we're one spot behind Wackee Dee.
Takin' out all that rap.

775
00:52:42,893 --> 00:52:46,807
- I'm glad you happy, cos I'm not.
- Man, what's your beef?

776
00:52:47,022 --> 00:52:51,564
All this gangster mess, man.
People protestin'. That ain't for me.

777
00:52:51,776 --> 00:52:54,149
I like the music.
I like the fly-ass girlies.

778
00:52:54,362 --> 00:52:57,031
I also like when I help
my sisters around the house.

779
00:52:57,240 --> 00:53:01,108
One nigga wants to be Malcolm X,
the other wants to be Richie Cunningham.

780
00:53:01,328 --> 00:53:03,535
Yo, the devil's in full effect.

781
00:53:05,998 --> 00:53:09,582
Hey, there's nothin'
to worry about. Trust me.

782
00:53:12,631 --> 00:53:16,463
In my role as head of the Sacramento
City Council's Board of Decency,

783
00:53:16,677 --> 00:53:20,094
I, Virgil Robinson,
am here to inform you that:

784
00:53:20,307 --> 00:53:24,554
"Under penalty of arrest
you cannot touch your genitalia.

785
00:53:24,769 --> 00:53:28,269
The word 'ho' can only be used
in reference to a garden tool.

786
00:53:28,481 --> 00:53:31,896
The word 'bitch' may only be used
when describing female dogs,

787
00:53:32,109 --> 00:53:34,150
and then only when in heat.

788
00:53:34,363 --> 00:53:37,280
The word 'blow job' can only
be used in describing a job

789
00:53:37,491 --> 00:53:40,860
blowing up balloons
or children's animals."

790
00:53:41,079 --> 00:53:42,357
Do I make myself clear?

791
00:53:43,789 --> 00:53:47,787
<i>And under no circumstances,
are you to perform Sweat...</i>

792
00:53:50,004 --> 00:53:52,710
<i>... Sweat Of My Balls tonight.</i>

793
00:53:57,679 --> 00:54:02,840
CB4, where ya at? CB4, where ya at?

794
00:54:03,059 --> 00:54:08,482
CB4, where ya at? CB4, where ya at?

795
00:54:08,691 --> 00:54:13,981
CB4, where ya at? CB4, where ya at?

796
00:54:16,740 --> 00:54:19,232
On the motherfuckin' stage!

797
00:54:19,451 --> 00:54:24,410
CB is here! CB4! Where ya at?

798
00:54:24,622 --> 00:54:27,161
CB4, where ya at?

799
00:54:29,962 --> 00:54:33,628
CB4, where ya at, motherfuckers?

800
00:54:34,842 --> 00:54:38,508
MC Gusto, Dead Mike,
Stab Master Arson,

801
00:54:38,722 --> 00:54:42,304
you all have been sentenced
by the government of the USA

802
00:54:42,517 --> 00:54:48,603
to poverty, ignorance
and imprisonment in Cell Block 4!

803
00:54:56,948 --> 00:54:59,155
Yeah! CB4 is in the motherfuckin' house!

804
00:55:00,369 --> 00:55:02,361
Jump, jump, jump, jump!

805
00:55:02,579 --> 00:55:06,625
Say CB4! Say CB4!

806
00:55:06,834 --> 00:55:11,378
Say CB4! Say CB4! Yo, yo!

807
00:55:11,589 --> 00:55:13,546
Do that shit, do that shit, do it!

808
00:55:13,757 --> 00:55:18,585
Yeah, yeah, say do that shit,
do that shit, do it!

809
00:55:18,846 --> 00:55:20,720
It goes something like this! Jump!

810
00:55:20,932 --> 00:55:22,805
Jump, jump, jump!

811
00:55:23,017 --> 00:55:24,808
Jump, jump, jump!

812
00:55:25,019 --> 00:55:27,143
Jump, jump, jump!

813
00:55:27,356 --> 00:55:28,979
Yo, give me this right now!

814
00:55:29,190 --> 00:55:31,018
<i>♪ For the ladies, 130 pounds of beef</i>

815
00:55:31,234 --> 00:55:33,522
<i>♪ Yeah, Chinky eyes, curly hair
and gold teeth</i>

816
00:55:33,736 --> 00:55:35,860
<i>♪ Swingin' with this here stud
you need practice</i>

817
00:55:36,073 --> 00:55:38,066
<i>♪ I'm leavin' used rubbers on a mattress</i>

818
00:55:38,283 --> 00:55:42,447
<i>♪ When I'm with my homies we're rollin'
Can't love a car unless it's stolen</i>

819
00:55:42,663 --> 00:55:46,411
<i>♪ Don't ask me what the price is
But it's more than pussy-tickle devices</i>

820
00:55:46,625 --> 00:55:48,868
<i>- ♪ You can feel the
- ♪ Sweat from my balls</i>

821
00:55:49,087 --> 00:55:50,912
<i>- ♪ You can feel the
- ♪ Sweat from my balls</i>

822
00:55:51,130 --> 00:55:53,004
<i>- ♪ You can feel the
- ♪ Sweat from my balls</i>

823
00:55:53,217 --> 00:55:55,338
<i>- ♪ You can feel the
- ♪ Sweat from my balls</i>

824
00:55:55,551 --> 00:55:58,008
<i>- ♪ You can feel the
- ♪ Sweat from my balls...</i>

825
00:55:58,221 --> 00:56:00,509
What are they doin'?

826
00:56:00,723 --> 00:56:01,968
They're goin' to jail!

827
00:56:02,183 --> 00:56:04,675
Didn't anybody tell you
this is a free country!

828
00:56:04,895 --> 00:56:06,802
<i>- Get 'em!
- ♪ Sweat from my biggedy-balls...</i>

829
00:56:08,065 --> 00:56:09,440
- Hey!
- What the fuck!

830
00:56:09,650 --> 00:56:12,852
Get the fuck off me, man!
Get the fuck off me.

831
00:56:13,070 --> 00:56:15,193
- Get off me!
- Get 'em outta here!

832
00:56:17,615 --> 00:56:18,897
Get off!

833
00:56:22,370 --> 00:56:24,329
Get the fuck off me.

834
00:56:26,332 --> 00:56:30,082
Party over here!
Just wave your hands in the air!

835
00:56:30,296 --> 00:56:32,204
And party like you just don't care!

836
00:56:43,684 --> 00:56:45,096
Answer me this.

837
00:56:45,311 --> 00:56:49,059
How come a rock group can bite
the head off a pigeon, nothin' happen?

838
00:56:49,273 --> 00:56:52,808
I'm gettin' ready to go to jail
for a song about the sweat of my balls.

839
00:56:53,027 --> 00:56:55,235
<i>You'll be happy to know,
Mr A White</i>

840
00:56:55,447 --> 00:56:58,282
<i>that Cell Block 4 actually
did spend the night in jail.</i>

841
00:57:04,455 --> 00:57:05,737
You guys CB4?

842
00:57:07,168 --> 00:57:08,365
Watch, check this out.

843
00:57:08,585 --> 00:57:10,661
<i>♪ Well, my name is Jerry
and I'm here to say</i>

844
00:57:10,880 --> 00:57:13,087
<i>♪ That the girl look fly
but she don't give me no play ♪</i>

845
00:57:14,883 --> 00:57:16,924
I'm MC Gusto.

846
00:57:17,136 --> 00:57:21,085
But in prison
I'm known as 9-7-dash-K-Y

847
00:57:21,307 --> 00:57:24,890
L-M-N-O-P-dash-14
to the third power.

848
00:57:25,103 --> 00:57:27,856
Now, I may be in here
for malicious acts,

849
00:57:28,065 --> 00:57:30,103
I do have a sensitive side.

850
00:57:30,316 --> 00:57:32,890
So I'd like to read you
a poem. It's called

851
00:57:33,112 --> 00:57:36,112
- "I didn't do it".
- My man got a poem.

852
00:57:36,323 --> 00:57:41,744
"Just because I had the cash
doesn't mean I killed his ass.

853
00:57:41,953 --> 00:57:43,496
I didn't do it.

854
00:57:43,706 --> 00:57:46,909
Just because
the blood was in my hand

855
00:57:47,125 --> 00:57:48,954
doesn't mean I stabbed the man.

856
00:57:49,171 --> 00:57:50,414
I didn't do it."

857
00:58:22,329 --> 00:58:23,906
All right, all right!

858
00:58:24,123 --> 00:58:28,286
Welcome to the post-arrest conference
for the world's most dangerous band,

859
00:58:28,502 --> 00:58:29,533
CB4!

860
00:58:29,753 --> 00:58:34,001
- Yeah, they couldn't keep us in!
- All right, first question.

861
00:58:34,216 --> 00:58:37,551
<i>My name is Malik from the
Tan City Sun and I'd like to know</i>

862
00:58:37,763 --> 00:58:40,050
what you so-called brothers are doing

863
00:58:40,264 --> 00:58:42,935
to uplift the community
in economic terms.

864
00:58:43,143 --> 00:58:45,929
Man, I'm tired of these
black questions, man.

865
00:58:46,145 --> 00:58:48,816
Ask Michael J Fox
what he's doin' for the yuppies?

866
00:58:49,023 --> 00:58:52,394
Ask Sylvester Stallone
what he's doin' for the Italians?

867
00:58:52,612 --> 00:58:57,439
Brother, I'd like it to be known that I
am reinvesting in the black community.

868
00:58:57,658 --> 00:59:00,195
I am opening a chain
of beeper supply stores

869
00:59:00,535 --> 00:59:05,411
in Locash that will employ only
our disenfranchised black youth.

870
00:59:05,625 --> 00:59:08,579
MC Gusto,
my African-American women readers

871
00:59:08,796 --> 00:59:11,581
would like to know why
you refer to women as bitches.

872
00:59:11,797 --> 00:59:16,542
Yo, women, bitches, hos...
people with pussies.

873
00:59:17,094 --> 00:59:18,589
I love the pussy people.

874
00:59:18,805 --> 00:59:21,971
- Pussy for everybody.
- Yeah, pussies!

875
00:59:22,182 --> 00:59:23,844
- Know what I'm sayin'?
- I do not

876
00:59:24,061 --> 00:59:27,809
and neither would anyone with
respect for the English language.

877
00:59:28,022 --> 00:59:29,731
- Next question.
- Excuse me.

878
00:59:29,943 --> 00:59:32,858
In protest of our arrest
by the powers that be,

879
00:59:33,070 --> 00:59:36,854
we will answer no questions
from the white media!

880
00:59:37,073 --> 00:59:40,906
- Let's go.
- Press conference over!

881
00:59:49,086 --> 00:59:51,661
Well, that's the story so far.

882
00:59:51,881 --> 00:59:55,748
This is just incredible. It's amazing.

883
00:59:55,969 --> 00:59:59,587
Well, to use your words,
it's "all that".

884
00:59:59,805 --> 01:00:03,756
- It's gonna make a great video.
- I wouldn't unload my camera just yet.

885
01:00:03,976 --> 01:00:06,101
I still gotta deal with Gusto.

886
01:00:12,403 --> 01:00:13,682
- Later.
- All right.

887
01:00:16,698 --> 01:00:18,940
This bitch is really from the ghetto.

888
01:00:19,159 --> 01:00:21,864
Don't look like the ghetto to me, boss.

889
01:00:22,121 --> 01:00:24,611
"The smallest dog in
the world is the Chihuahua.

890
01:00:24,831 --> 01:00:27,869
It is named for a city in Mexico
where it became popular."

891
01:00:28,294 --> 01:00:31,793
Shut up, girl. You just think
you so smart cos you can read.

892
01:00:33,049 --> 01:00:34,592
Hey, baby!

893
01:00:34,800 --> 01:00:38,252
Give your grandma a big kiss!

894
01:00:38,472 --> 01:00:41,259
- So how you doin', Grandma?
- How you doin'?

895
01:00:41,474 --> 01:00:45,721
I heard you just broke out of the joint.
I didn't even know you was in there.

896
01:00:45,936 --> 01:00:47,811
It was just an overnight thing.

897
01:00:48,023 --> 01:00:51,107
Is the conjugal room still green?

898
01:00:51,818 --> 01:00:54,524
I wouldn't know about that.
It was just overnight.

899
01:00:54,739 --> 01:00:56,446
Mmm, you oughta know.

900
01:01:00,995 --> 01:01:05,289
- Hi, D.
- Hey, Albert. How was jail?

901
01:01:05,499 --> 01:01:10,208
Look, Daliha, that whole
cousin thing, I was wrong.

902
01:01:10,422 --> 01:01:15,630
I would never try
to hurt you, D. I love you.

903
01:01:15,844 --> 01:01:17,467
Look, I got you somethin'.

904
01:01:29,565 --> 01:01:34,026
Great. I'm sure that
Sissy girl would love these.

905
01:01:48,211 --> 01:01:49,834
Hey, there's a party inside.

906
01:01:51,714 --> 01:01:55,213
Your mother may have
time for a party, but me,

907
01:01:55,426 --> 01:01:59,093
- I got bills to pay.
- Why don't you take this to a carwash?

908
01:01:59,305 --> 01:02:01,880
We don't have money to take
the car to the carwash

909
01:02:02,100 --> 01:02:04,555
every time it gets a little smudge.

910
01:02:04,768 --> 01:02:07,141
We ain't all big-time
rap stars like you.

911
01:02:12,861 --> 01:02:15,316
Son, what's on your mind?

912
01:02:15,530 --> 01:02:17,903
I work to get us
into a nice house like this,

913
01:02:18,117 --> 01:02:20,157
and you pretend to be a crook.

914
01:02:20,368 --> 01:02:22,029
- What, you ashamed of me?
- No.

915
01:02:22,246 --> 01:02:25,780
Why you go runnin' around
with gold-tooth, greasy-ass hair,

916
01:02:26,000 --> 01:02:30,330
holdin' yourjohnson like it's the
only one God created? You ain't tough.

917
01:02:30,547 --> 01:02:35,173
There are some real kids out there
who are gonna kick your narrow ass!

918
01:02:35,383 --> 01:02:38,053
You ain't from the street.
I'm from the street!

919
01:02:38,262 --> 01:02:42,094
And only somebody who wasn't
would think it was something to glorify!

920
01:02:47,647 --> 01:02:49,937
That's a pretty little thing.

921
01:02:55,114 --> 01:02:57,783
This bitch got all the bitches.

922
01:03:16,178 --> 01:03:19,213
We was just readin'
about you, bitch!

923
01:03:19,890 --> 01:03:24,101
You know, your Ready-Rooter, funky-ass
truck-driving father was right.

924
01:03:24,310 --> 01:03:27,514
You ought to be ashamed of
yourself taking advantage of me.

925
01:03:27,731 --> 01:03:29,439
Gusto?

926
01:03:29,649 --> 01:03:33,648
Boy, I'm three generations
deep in gangsterdom.

927
01:03:33,862 --> 01:03:35,569
Three generations!

928
01:03:38,575 --> 01:03:40,817
Albert, are you in there?

929
01:03:41,537 --> 01:03:44,289
And your woman?
She's real fine, you know.

930
01:03:44,498 --> 01:03:46,824
I'd like to fuck her froggy style.

931
01:03:47,042 --> 01:03:49,794
- What did you say?
- I'll be out in a while.

932
01:03:50,004 --> 01:03:51,628
OK.

933
01:03:52,839 --> 01:03:57,134
- Tryin' to protect that ass?
- Protect that ass!

934
01:03:57,344 --> 01:04:01,010
- Welcome to the terrordome, bitch.
- Terrordome, bitch.

935
01:04:13,403 --> 01:04:15,611
What are you gonna do?

936
01:04:16,449 --> 01:04:19,818
- You want to be a gangster, right?
- Gangster.

937
01:04:20,035 --> 01:04:21,826
Come on, get out the car.

938
01:04:24,456 --> 01:04:26,912
Y'all know the routine.

939
01:04:27,127 --> 01:04:31,254
Y'all know the routine. Yeah!
Get them goddamn clothes off!

940
01:04:34,508 --> 01:04:35,589
Do what he says.

941
01:04:35,802 --> 01:04:39,337
Mister, yo! Put your clothes back on!
CB4 is in the house!

942
01:04:39,555 --> 01:04:41,881
CB4! You know what I'm sayin'?

943
01:04:42,100 --> 01:04:45,635
- Get on the ground!
- Don't shoot us.

944
01:04:45,854 --> 01:04:48,640
Stay on the goddamn ground!
You, get out there, man!

945
01:04:49,482 --> 01:04:52,602
Get over there, man, get over there.
Get on the ground, move.

946
01:04:55,780 --> 01:04:57,608
<i>Yeah, CB4 is in the house.</i>

947
01:04:57,825 --> 01:04:58,987
CB4!

948
01:04:59,200 --> 01:05:02,286
<i>It's me, Dead Mike, you knowl
Nubian manl</i>

949
01:05:02,497 --> 01:05:06,993
And right behind me, I got my DJ
Stab Master Arson on the cash register.

950
01:05:07,210 --> 01:05:12,167
<i>And over here, I got my
favourite Nubian man, MC Gusto.</i>

951
01:05:12,382 --> 01:05:14,753
<i>- Give 'em a shout-outl
- I didn't wanna...</i>

952
01:05:14,967 --> 01:05:18,420
<i>We're tired of bein'simple-ass rappers.
We livin'our lyricsl</i>

953
01:05:18,639 --> 01:05:21,259
- We livin' it!
- Get back, motherfucker.

954
01:05:23,268 --> 01:05:25,509
Evidence! Get over here.

955
01:05:25,729 --> 01:05:27,436
And just remember, CB4!

956
01:05:27,646 --> 01:05:29,771
- You got it!
- MC Gusto.

957
01:05:29,984 --> 01:05:34,029
- Stab Master Arson. Dead Mike.
- Give me that!

958
01:05:34,239 --> 01:05:38,187
We ain't rappin',
we straight up jackin'! Understand?

959
01:05:44,039 --> 01:05:48,500
- CB4, they're finally real gangsters.
- Real gangsters.

960
01:05:48,710 --> 01:05:51,285
You see this right here?

961
01:05:51,506 --> 01:05:53,249
You break up the group tomorrow.

962
01:05:53,465 --> 01:05:56,632
Or else, it's goin' to everybody, MTV,

963
01:05:56,843 --> 01:05:59,762
the police department, Connie Chung.

964
01:06:03,268 --> 01:06:05,095
Shut up, man.

965
01:06:11,819 --> 01:06:14,190
Now CB4 is over or you're dead.

966
01:06:14,404 --> 01:06:16,362
40 Dog, get rid of this trash, man.

967
01:06:18,658 --> 01:06:19,773
Punk!

968
01:06:25,373 --> 01:06:27,911
I'm callin' this private,
emergency meeting.

969
01:06:28,126 --> 01:06:32,077
I've had it with how sloppy
you two have become.

970
01:06:32,300 --> 01:06:34,373
- What you talkin' about?
- Shut up.

971
01:06:34,592 --> 01:06:37,795
You don't say the words
the way you're supposed to.

972
01:06:38,011 --> 01:06:40,384
You're too spiritual
to rock the crowd.

973
01:06:40,598 --> 01:06:44,513
And Otis, you used to be
the coolest virgin in the world.

974
01:06:44,727 --> 01:06:49,021
But now that you got a little pussy,
your mixing has fallen the fuck off.

975
01:06:49,232 --> 01:06:52,767
Gusto broke out ofjail, but that
ain't no reason for you to be buggin.

976
01:06:52,987 --> 01:06:54,944
- Shit.
- I'm not buggin'.

977
01:06:55,156 --> 01:06:58,073
I called this private meetin'
and look what happened!

978
01:06:59,075 --> 01:07:02,658
Hey, brothers, calm down.

979
01:07:05,167 --> 01:07:07,787
- You ain't fuckin' up on purpose?
- What?

980
01:07:08,001 --> 01:07:11,370
You and Bubba Ack wanna go solo.

981
01:07:11,588 --> 01:07:14,128
But damn, nigga, don't sabotage CB4.

982
01:07:14,342 --> 01:07:17,876
Don't be so selfish, man.
You wanna step off, step the fuck off!

983
01:07:18,095 --> 01:07:21,097
I don't know why you want me
to knock you out, but so be it!

984
01:07:21,307 --> 01:07:23,429
- What you want, man?
- Yo, you're fired!

985
01:07:23,643 --> 01:07:26,217
You can't fire me.
Vote me out like I was voted in!

986
01:07:26,439 --> 01:07:27,932
Otis, throw his ass out!

987
01:07:28,147 --> 01:07:29,691
- Fuck this.
- Otis?

988
01:07:29,900 --> 01:07:33,268
All I wanted to do was make music
and hang out with women.

989
01:07:33,486 --> 01:07:36,238
When y'all get your
shit straight, come see me.

990
01:07:36,449 --> 01:07:38,405
That's it! Cell Block 4 is through.

991
01:07:38,616 --> 01:07:41,368
You're free to buy
that fool his boat back to Africa.

992
01:07:41,578 --> 01:07:43,950
You did this on purpose, didn't ya?

993
01:07:45,499 --> 01:07:46,744
I'm outta here, man.

994
01:07:52,256 --> 01:07:56,504
Here we go again. Weird Warren's
Video V-V-V-V-Video Countdown.

995
01:07:56,720 --> 01:08:00,550
Word on the street
is CB4, null and void?

996
01:08:00,765 --> 01:08:04,548
MC Gusto spotted in a record store,
armed robbery? What?

997
01:08:04,769 --> 01:08:08,470
<i>This hasn't stopped the rest of the
group from doin' their own thing.</i>

998
01:08:08,733 --> 01:08:13,109
<i>My main man, Dead Mike, solo tip
in his most personal recording yet.</i>

999
01:08:13,320 --> 01:08:15,989
<i>♪ I'm black, y'all
And I'm black, y'all</i>

1000
01:08:16,197 --> 01:08:18,356
<i>♪ And I'm blacker than black
And I'm black, y'all</i>

1001
01:08:18,576 --> 01:08:20,698
<i>♪ And I'm black, y'all
And I'm black, y'all</i>

1002
01:08:20,910 --> 01:08:23,118
<i>♪ And I'm blacker than black
And I'm black, y'all</i>

1003
01:08:23,331 --> 01:08:25,903
<i>♪ I'm blickety-black blacker than black
Black, I'm blacker than black</i>

1004
01:08:26,125 --> 01:08:28,034
<i>♪ Yo, because I'm black and I'm back</i>

1005
01:08:28,252 --> 01:08:30,043
<i>♪ You want black and I'm black, y'all</i>

1006
01:08:30,256 --> 01:08:32,377
<i>♪ And I'm blackety-black
And I'm black, y'all</i>

1007
01:08:32,589 --> 01:08:34,796
<i>♪ And I'm black, y'all
And I'm black, y'all</i>

1008
01:08:35,009 --> 01:08:37,216
<i>♪ And I'm blackety-black
And I'm black, y'all</i>

1009
01:08:37,428 --> 01:08:39,755
<i>♪ And I'm blickety-black black black
Blacker than black</i>

1010
01:08:39,973 --> 01:08:41,881
<i>♪ Black, black, black,
black, black, y'all</i>

1011
01:08:42,100 --> 01:08:44,223
<i>♪ And I'm black, y'all
And I'm black, y'all</i>

1012
01:08:44,434 --> 01:08:46,475
<i>♪ And I'm blacker than black
Cos I'm black ♪</i>

1013
01:08:46,896 --> 01:08:51,394
Cell Block 4's DJ, Stab Master Arson,
says, "Bang, I got my own thing."

1014
01:08:51,610 --> 01:08:54,612
He's callin' his group
Silent But Deadly.

1015
01:08:55,655 --> 01:08:57,316
Uhh.

1016
01:08:58,283 --> 01:08:59,778
<i>♪ Stab Master</i>

1017
01:09:00,619 --> 01:09:02,030
<i>♪ Stab Master</i>

1018
01:09:02,996 --> 01:09:04,371
<i>♪ Stab Master</i>

1019
01:09:05,374 --> 01:09:06,654
<i>♪ Stab Master</i>

1020
01:09:09,170 --> 01:09:10,369
<i>♪ You know it, G</i>

1021
01:09:10,589 --> 01:09:12,711
<i>♪ We've been outsmarted
We believe in our song and</i>

1022
01:09:12,965 --> 01:09:15,172
<i>♪ We've been outsmarted
We believe in our song and</i>

1023
01:09:15,385 --> 01:09:17,424
<i>♪ We've been outsmarted
We believe in our song and</i>

1024
01:09:17,636 --> 01:09:19,962
<i>♪ We've been outsmarted
We believe in our song and</i>

1025
01:09:21,308 --> 01:09:22,719
<i>♪ Stab Master</i>

1026
01:09:23,768 --> 01:09:25,142
<i>♪ Stab Master</i>

1027
01:09:26,188 --> 01:09:27,728
<i>♪ Stab Master</i>

1028
01:09:28,523 --> 01:09:29,519
<i>♪ Stab Master</i>

1029
01:09:32,278 --> 01:09:33,606
<i>♪ You know it, G ♪</i>

1030
01:09:40,410 --> 01:09:43,530
- What you up to, Albert?
- Nothin'.

1031
01:09:43,998 --> 01:09:46,952
That's what I thought.
How come you're not workin'?

1032
01:09:47,168 --> 01:09:50,417
Toaster's workin'. The VCR's workin'.
How come you're not?

1033
01:09:50,629 --> 01:09:54,213
- Almost liked it when you rapped.
- Pop, I'm in trouble.

1034
01:09:54,426 --> 01:09:58,470
You were in trouble when you decided
being Albert Brown wasn't good enough.

1035
01:09:58,679 --> 01:10:01,218
Pop, I'm tired of this MC Gusto thing.

1036
01:10:01,432 --> 01:10:04,518
I'm scared. It's over. It's over!

1037
01:10:04,728 --> 01:10:08,561
Son, that's the best thing
you've said in a long time.

1038
01:10:10,358 --> 01:10:12,268
<i>My life was messed up.</i>

1039
01:10:12,485 --> 01:10:15,357
<i>I turned into a monster.
I'd lost my friends.</i>

1040
01:10:16,448 --> 01:10:19,448
<i>I'm usin' the word "nigga"
like it's my last name.</i>

1041
01:10:19,660 --> 01:10:23,159
<i>Walkin'around callin' women
bitches and hos. That's not right.</i>

1042
01:10:23,372 --> 01:10:26,125
<i>My mother won't even speak to me.</i>

1043
01:10:26,334 --> 01:10:29,668
<i>Nothing's goin'right, nothin'.</i>

1044
01:10:58,617 --> 01:10:59,613
Nah.

1045
01:11:35,989 --> 01:11:38,398
Hey, Queen Latifah.

1046
01:11:38,618 --> 01:11:40,657
Go on, girl.

1047
01:11:54,801 --> 01:11:59,047
Man, those were the days.

1048
01:11:59,264 --> 01:12:01,968
I remember all those groups.

1049
01:12:02,183 --> 01:12:06,181
NWA, Ice Cube,

1050
01:12:06,396 --> 01:12:08,684
CB4.

1051
01:12:09,149 --> 01:12:11,392
Was the lead guy's name Gusto?

1052
01:12:11,610 --> 01:12:15,276
- Yes!
- Shit! That nigga was a perpetrator!

1053
01:12:15,489 --> 01:12:19,701
Gusto and his whole crew
weren't real gangster rappers.

1054
01:12:19,910 --> 01:12:22,581
They was as soft as a wet baby's ass.

1055
01:12:22,789 --> 01:12:26,371
They're straight-up fakes.

1056
01:12:26,584 --> 01:12:29,336
They damn sure weren't no Wackee Dee!

1057
01:12:36,094 --> 01:12:38,501
Yeah, boyee!

1058
01:12:51,150 --> 01:12:53,938
- Yeah?
- It's me, man, Rip.

1059
01:12:54,155 --> 01:12:56,823
Man, I thought
you'd be in Africa by now.

1060
01:12:57,032 --> 01:12:59,440
Cousin, this ain't no time to argue.

1061
01:13:00,869 --> 01:13:02,115
Trustus is dead.

1062
01:13:02,662 --> 01:13:05,664
What? What happened?

1063
01:13:05,875 --> 01:13:08,365
<i>Gusto bagged him
eatin'dinner with Sissy.</i>

1064
01:13:08,585 --> 01:13:10,994
He shot him?

1065
01:13:20,682 --> 01:13:23,801
Hey! Who knows the Heimlich manoeuvre?

1066
01:13:24,018 --> 01:13:25,763
- Here, I do.
- No, no, no.

1067
01:13:25,979 --> 01:13:27,805
You're not doin' it right.

1068
01:13:29,107 --> 01:13:31,478
That's not it. Here, let me try.

1069
01:13:35,823 --> 01:13:38,445
- Is he all right?
- He don't look so good.

1070
01:13:46,167 --> 01:13:48,455
Trustus.

1071
01:14:04,769 --> 01:14:06,264
Thought you got away?

1072
01:14:06,855 --> 01:14:10,900
Now you're layin' dead.
But we ain't settled this yet, right?

1073
01:14:11,109 --> 01:14:13,398
Where's my money, motherfucker?

1074
01:14:13,612 --> 01:14:15,985
Where's my money, motherfucker?

1075
01:14:16,198 --> 01:14:18,690
I want my money.
Funeral or no, I want my money!

1076
01:14:18,909 --> 01:14:23,867
If I have to give you mouth-to-mouth and
revive your black ass, I want my money!

1077
01:14:34,425 --> 01:14:38,341
Hey, look, we need to
go outside and talk. All right?

1078
01:14:48,983 --> 01:14:51,769
Look, I'm sorry about
everything that happened.

1079
01:14:53,028 --> 01:14:55,483
I shouldn't have let
Gusto scare me like that.

1080
01:14:57,031 --> 01:14:59,109
I think it's time we got back together.

1081
01:15:02,287 --> 01:15:03,781
It's cool with me, Al.

1082
01:15:07,042 --> 01:15:08,287
What about you, Rip?

1083
01:15:11,214 --> 01:15:12,376
Brothers...

1084
01:15:13,883 --> 01:15:15,710
...let the past be in the past, man.

1085
01:15:16,510 --> 01:15:20,640
All right, it's about time
for CB4 to head back to the stage.

1086
01:15:20,849 --> 01:15:22,641
We have to do this for Trustus.

1087
01:15:22,850 --> 01:15:25,423
We gotta let people
know that CB4 is for real.

1088
01:15:25,644 --> 01:15:28,183
I'm with that, but what
we gonna do about Gusto?

1089
01:15:28,398 --> 01:15:31,566
Trustus is laying in there
because of this clown.

1090
01:15:31,777 --> 01:15:35,821
- We gonna let him get away with that?
- Don't worry. We're gonna get Gusto

1091
01:15:36,031 --> 01:15:38,319
and we're gonna get back on stage.

1092
01:15:38,533 --> 01:15:40,490
Now, listen to this.

1093
01:15:40,702 --> 01:15:42,744
What we have to do...

1094
01:15:49,128 --> 01:15:51,453
Yo, when I get finished
with those CB4 kids,

1095
01:15:51,673 --> 01:15:54,246
they gonna be CB0.

1096
01:15:54,468 --> 01:15:56,091
Yo, hurry up back, man.

1097
01:16:01,808 --> 01:16:04,299
- Yeah, who this?
- Hi, Gusto.

1098
01:16:04,520 --> 01:16:07,472
This is Sissy.
You remember Sissy, don't you?

1099
01:16:07,688 --> 01:16:10,310
How could I forget
the bitch that ditched me?

1100
01:16:12,277 --> 01:16:15,278
Well, that was then
and this is now.

1101
01:16:15,489 --> 01:16:18,940
And if you're ready
for something really special,

1102
01:16:19,159 --> 01:16:22,160
why don't you meet me
at the Honeyroll Hotel

1103
01:16:22,371 --> 01:16:25,042
on Locash Boulevard in an hour?

1104
01:16:27,000 --> 01:16:29,918
So you're finally ready
for the big dick, huh?

1105
01:16:48,189 --> 01:16:50,431
So, you know,

1106
01:16:50,650 --> 01:16:54,649
I've been waiting for this
moment for a real long time.

1107
01:16:56,408 --> 01:16:59,691
I just love hearin' about anything...

1108
01:17:00,325 --> 01:17:02,449
...long.

1109
01:17:03,789 --> 01:17:07,325
You know, I got
a little present for you, babe.

1110
01:17:07,544 --> 01:17:10,212
- Yeah?
- It's right over here.

1111
01:17:15,342 --> 01:17:18,760
Check it out. Got my Jimmy hat.

1112
01:17:18,973 --> 01:17:21,675
Oh, my.

1113
01:17:21,891 --> 01:17:26,138
Yeah, nice and large,
baby, just like me.

1114
01:17:31,900 --> 01:17:35,187
Nah, baby, you better try this one.

1115
01:17:35,405 --> 01:17:38,906
Jokes. Enough with this foreplay.

1116
01:17:39,119 --> 01:17:41,987
- I'm gonna get busy, baby.
- Hey, wait a minute.

1117
01:17:42,204 --> 01:17:44,777
- What's up?
- Why don't you let me

1118
01:17:44,998 --> 01:17:47,953
slip into something
a little more comfortable?

1119
01:17:48,169 --> 01:17:50,661
Slip into something
more comfortable?

1120
01:17:50,879 --> 01:17:54,628
Bitch, what could be more comfortable
than what you already got on?

1121
01:17:54,842 --> 01:17:56,217
Don't worry.

1122
01:17:57,970 --> 01:17:59,548
You won't be disappointed.

1123
01:18:00,474 --> 01:18:01,802
Damn, bitch.

1124
01:18:06,854 --> 01:18:11,352
You know, you been talkin'
a lot of shit lately.

1125
01:18:11,569 --> 01:18:15,612
I sure hope you ready for this, baby.

1126
01:18:15,822 --> 01:18:17,566
Oh, yeah, baby. I'm real ready.

1127
01:18:27,126 --> 01:18:28,122
Oh, yeah!

1128
01:18:32,590 --> 01:18:33,870
Yeah, I'm ready.

1129
01:18:46,647 --> 01:18:50,180
I'm gonna get some pussy.
I'm gonna get some pussy.

1130
01:18:55,739 --> 01:18:57,233
Yeah!

1131
01:18:58,534 --> 01:19:00,028
Come on, sugar dumplin'.

1132
01:19:00,243 --> 01:19:04,159
- Daddy's waitin' for ya.
- Turn the lights down, baby.

1133
01:19:05,249 --> 01:19:07,205
You don't like to watch.

1134
01:19:07,417 --> 01:19:11,462
I'll turn it down for ya.
Come on now.

1135
01:19:15,592 --> 01:19:18,047
Now get down on your hands and knees.

1136
01:19:18,262 --> 01:19:22,758
My hands and knees?
You're gonna make things difficult, huh?

1137
01:19:22,975 --> 01:19:27,304
OK, I'll get down on my hands
and knees. I'll play your little game.

1138
01:19:27,522 --> 01:19:31,187
- Now, crawl over here.
- I don't mind crawlin'.

1139
01:19:31,401 --> 01:19:36,147
- I don't mind beggin' either, baby.
- Assume the position.

1140
01:19:36,366 --> 01:19:39,698
I'll assume the position,
I assume we're gettin' ready to fuck.

1141
01:19:41,412 --> 01:19:44,080
Damn, bitch! You!

1142
01:19:44,290 --> 01:19:46,579
- What are you doin'?
- Who's the bitch?

1143
01:19:47,710 --> 01:19:50,247
- Damn you, bitch.
- Get up!

1144
01:19:50,463 --> 01:19:53,879
- Come on!
- I was the biggest man in Locash.

1145
01:19:54,091 --> 01:19:56,132
So, you call yourself a man?

1146
01:19:57,221 --> 01:19:59,970
You gonna pay. You gots to pay.

1147
01:20:02,016 --> 01:20:05,101
- Shit!
- Don't even try it.

1148
01:20:05,939 --> 01:20:07,396
Freeze!

1149
01:20:09,650 --> 01:20:11,808
Man, not again.

1150
01:20:15,197 --> 01:20:17,867
We got your gangster ass now, don't we?

1151
01:20:18,075 --> 01:20:21,278
Tiger drawers wearin' motherfucker.

1152
01:20:21,912 --> 01:20:23,703
Fuck you, man.

1153
01:20:28,378 --> 01:20:30,287
Get out!

1154
01:20:33,550 --> 01:20:35,458
Shut up!

1155
01:20:35,676 --> 01:20:37,800
Oooh!

1156
01:20:41,516 --> 01:20:43,474
<i>♪ I need love</i>

1157
01:20:52,442 --> 01:20:54,069
<i>♪ I need love</i>

1158
01:20:58,075 --> 01:20:59,487
Nah!

1159
01:21:10,463 --> 01:21:13,000
Well, we're backstage at Gusto's.

1160
01:21:13,214 --> 01:21:15,706
You can really feel
the electricity here.

1161
01:21:15,926 --> 01:21:20,091
We're anxiously anticipating
the big CB4 reunion show

1162
01:21:20,307 --> 01:21:22,382
which is about
to start any moment now.

1163
01:21:22,601 --> 01:21:25,270
The fellows are
putting the final touches

1164
01:21:25,478 --> 01:21:28,052
on their make-up, mascara, pancake...

1165
01:21:28,273 --> 01:21:30,480
- Small world!
- They're comin' out.

1166
01:21:30,693 --> 01:21:33,729
- Yeah!
- All right, fellows. OK, hi.

1167
01:21:33,945 --> 01:21:37,730
Well, this is it. What are you guys
gonna do after the show, huh?

1168
01:21:37,950 --> 01:21:40,322
Yo, me myself,
I'm gettin' my sisters a maid.

1169
01:21:40,535 --> 01:21:42,659
What's up, girls?

1170
01:21:42,873 --> 01:21:47,367
Yeah, and I'm gonna open up my own line
of personal Nubian hygiene products,

1171
01:21:47,584 --> 01:21:52,295
featuring deodorant because the
black man has a different kind of funk!

1172
01:21:52,507 --> 01:21:56,088
- Understand?
- That's true. Very distinctive funk.

1173
01:21:56,301 --> 01:21:59,469
I'm goin' down to South America.
I'm takin' a search party.

1174
01:21:59,681 --> 01:22:03,761
I'm gonna find Kurtis Blow. I know
you're out there. I'm comin' to get ya!

1175
01:22:03,977 --> 01:22:07,226
But serious, I'm just
gonna be plain old Albert.

1176
01:22:07,438 --> 01:22:09,431
Stop! Come on.
Stop hittin' me, man.

1177
01:22:09,650 --> 01:22:13,185
Come on, no accordion.
Stop, stop!

1178
01:22:13,821 --> 01:22:15,481
OK, that sounds like fun too.

1179
01:22:15,697 --> 01:22:18,484
All right, get out there
and give 'em a hell of a show.

1180
01:22:18,701 --> 01:22:20,693
<i>Ladies and gentlemen,</i>

1181
01:22:20,911 --> 01:22:22,322
<i>a round of applause for CB4.</i>

1182
01:22:30,670 --> 01:22:32,499
Yo, yo, yo, yo!

1183
01:22:33,466 --> 01:22:36,219
We gettin' ready to take it
back to the old school!

1184
01:22:42,683 --> 01:22:46,303
<i>♪ I said hip hop, the hippie
The hippie dibby hip hip hop</i>

1185
01:22:46,522 --> 01:22:48,678
<i>♪ And you don't stop the rockin'
to the bang bang boogie</i>

1186
01:22:48,898 --> 01:22:51,852
<i>♪ Say up jump the boogie
To the rhythm of the boogie, the beat</i>

1187
01:22:52,069 --> 01:22:56,482
<i>♪ See, I am Albert Brown
and I'd like to say hello</i>

1188
01:22:56,699 --> 01:22:59,484
<i>♪ To the black, to the white
the red and the brown</i>

1189
01:22:59,700 --> 01:23:02,987
<i>♪ The purple and yellow
But first I gotta bang bang</i>

1190
01:23:03,246 --> 01:23:06,368
<i>♪ The boogie to the boogie say up jump
the boogie to the bang bang boogie</i>

1191
01:23:06,584 --> 01:23:08,541
<i>♪ Let's rock, you don't stop</i>

1192
01:23:08,752 --> 01:23:11,125
<i>♪ Rock the rhythm
that'll make your body rock</i>

1193
01:23:11,338 --> 01:23:15,466
<i>♪ Now what you hear is not a test
Cos we're rappin' to the beat</i>

1194
01:23:16,011 --> 01:23:18,549
<i>♪ And me, the groove
and my friend are gonna try</i>

1195
01:23:18,763 --> 01:23:20,421
<i>♪ To move your feet...</i>

1196
01:23:21,683 --> 01:23:25,098
Yo, what's up? This is Gusto
with the new Sayonara jeep.

1197
01:23:25,312 --> 01:23:28,516
It's got an engine that defines dope.

1198
01:23:28,732 --> 01:23:31,732
You just snap this baby
into your glove compartment,

1199
01:23:33,153 --> 01:23:34,611
and you're good to go.

1200
01:23:34,821 --> 01:23:38,867
So you're sayin', yo, Gusto,
what's under the hoodie?

1201
01:23:40,910 --> 01:23:44,114
Sayonara, it's all that!

1202
01:23:45,666 --> 01:23:48,752
<i>♪ Just go with the flow
Cos I want you to know</i>

1203
01:23:48,962 --> 01:23:52,660
<i>♪ I want you
I need you</i>

1204
01:23:53,590 --> 01:23:56,260
<i>♪ Baby, baby, won't you be mine</i>

1205
01:23:56,469 --> 01:23:58,925
<i>- ♪ Baby, please
- ♪ I want you</i>

1206
01:24:00,224 --> 01:24:01,766
<i>♪ I need you</i>

1207
01:24:02,766 --> 01:24:05,851
<i>♪ Baby, baby, let's spend some time...</i>

1208
01:24:07,397 --> 01:24:10,648
Yo, what's up? This is a P-E-S-A,

1209
01:24:11,444 --> 01:24:13,518
Public Enemy Service Announcement.

1210
01:24:13,735 --> 01:24:16,228
They're tryin' to make
hard-core rap disappear.

1211
01:24:16,448 --> 01:24:20,530
Tryin' to make it final for the vinyl.
Sayin' it's time for the wax to relax.

1212
01:24:21,245 --> 01:24:25,325
A sticker here, a sticker there and now
we wear the sticker like a badge.

1213
01:24:25,541 --> 01:24:28,661
Now, what? Rap is synonymous with black.

1214
01:24:28,878 --> 01:24:32,709
Even our own don't realize rap
is even blacker than themselves.

1215
01:24:32,924 --> 01:24:35,759
To the whites who consider
themselves establishment,

1216
01:24:35,968 --> 01:24:39,135
they fear rap is the beginning
of cultural overthrow

1217
01:24:39,347 --> 01:24:43,344
in their very own households between
themselves and their kids. Uh-oh!

1218
01:24:46,271 --> 01:24:48,940
<i>The next guy that moves
gets the same treatment.</i>

1219
01:24:49,148 --> 01:24:51,023
<i>Line up over there. This is a stickup.</i>

1220
01:24:52,028 --> 01:24:54,186
<i>♪ Stick 'em up, stick 'em up
Stick 'em up</i>

1221
01:24:54,404 --> 01:24:56,896
<i>♪ Stick 'em up, stick 'em up
Stick 'em up</i>

1222
01:24:57,115 --> 01:24:59,523
<i>♪ Stick 'em up, stick 'em up
Stick 'em up</i>

1223
01:24:59,743 --> 01:25:02,117
<i>♪ Stick 'em up, stick 'em up in the air</i>

1224
01:25:02,330 --> 01:25:05,578
<i>♪ Face down, don't turn around
Listen to the bass pound</i>

1225
01:25:05,791 --> 01:25:08,496
<i>♪ For more types of angles
This ain't no star-spangled banner</i>

1226
01:25:08,710 --> 01:25:11,332
<i>♪ More truth than tropicana
Rockin'New York to Savannah</i>

1227
01:25:11,548 --> 01:25:12,923
<i>♪ Cos it's Macka Framma</i>

1228
01:25:13,134 --> 01:25:15,374
<i>♪ When I go to a show
Some run, some come</i>

1229
01:25:15,592 --> 01:25:17,751
<i>♪ Many have fun to watch a nig
get dumb</i>

1230
01:25:18,012 --> 01:25:20,634
<i>♪ The right way
The high way, the tight way</i>

1231
01:25:20,848 --> 01:25:23,055
<i>♪ You're fuckin'right that
I might say, stick 'em</i>

1232
01:25:23,269 --> 01:25:25,475
<i>♪ Stick 'em up, stick 'em up
Stick 'em up</i>

1233
01:25:25,686 --> 01:25:28,094
<i>♪ Stick 'em up
Stick 'em up in the air</i>

1234
01:25:33,446 --> 01:25:35,984
<i>- ♪ May day on the front line
- ♪ Front line</i>

1235
01:25:43,831 --> 01:25:46,239
<i>- ♪ May day on the front line
- ♪ Front line</i>

1236
01:25:53,049 --> 01:25:54,163
<i>♪ Check it out, check it out</i>

1237
01:25:54,384 --> 01:25:56,293
<i>♪ Go with the PM
Steppin' through the AM</i>

1238
01:25:56,512 --> 01:25:58,501
<i>♪ Flippin' that south
When I prophesise the man</i>

1239
01:25:58,721 --> 01:26:00,844
<i>♪ Catch a break
and blow it up like TNT</i>

1240
01:26:01,056 --> 01:26:03,215
<i>♪ Or gettin'filthy, nasty as LSD</i>

1241
01:26:03,434 --> 01:26:05,392
<i>♪ I'll make you insane, crazy
You'll flip</i>

1242
01:26:05,604 --> 01:26:08,177
<i>♪ Dribble up and down like constipated
You wanna jump around</i>

1243
01:26:08,398 --> 01:26:09,975
<i>♪ All that tryin' to fade me</i>

1244
01:26:10,191 --> 01:26:13,193
<i>♪ I think you hit it wrong
PM Dawn got it goin'on</i>

1245
01:26:13,404 --> 01:26:17,402
<i>♪ Nocturnal is in the house
Nocturnal is in the house</i>

1246
01:26:17,617 --> 01:26:21,946
<i>♪ Nocturnal is in the house
Nocturnal is in the house...</i>

1247
01:26:22,162 --> 01:26:24,239
<i>♪ Creepin' up on ya
Creepin', creepin' up on ya</i>

1248
01:26:24,457 --> 01:26:26,664
<i>♪ Creepin' up on ya
Creepin', creepin' up on ya</i>

1249
01:27:59,264 --> 01:28:01,720
- How much for a pack of gum?
- The gum is 50 cents.

1250
01:28:01,934 --> 01:28:05,799
- 50 cents? How much for a newspaper?
- 35 cents.

1251
01:28:06,020 --> 01:28:09,188
35 cents? How about
I give you 15 cents

1252
01:28:09,399 --> 01:28:10,977
and you give me the good news?